Master Jobst Fimil feels like Google is disloyal for ripping off the iPhone, so he’s bitch-slapping squirrel boy in the media.
Who cares.
Every Anroid is a little victory garden. Apple plowed the field. Google planted the OS seed. Somebody else planted the hardware seeds. Somebody else provided the wireless-service seeds. Who’s job is it to make sure the garden is properly taken care of? You can bet the rest of that can of coffee everybody involved expects a generous share of a bountiful harvest.
All these other phones are going to do more to validate the iPhone than compete with it.
I’m betting His Steveness is artificially maintaining that whole firestorm for effect. In the very near future, the smartphone market will be as important to Apple as the dot-matrix printer market.
Apple is so kicking the tech-planet’s ass right now.
The argument on the innertubes about the iPad’s technical this-and-that is distracting Apple’s “competition.”
The argument is by the geeks, for the geeks. Let’s see if I can articulate this.
99% of the argument about the technical merits of various tablets is between people who know the meaning of bus speed and the importance of caching. The argument is about multitasking and Flash and the presence or absence of a camera and the ability to make conference calls on iChat. I can’t keep all the other technical arguments straight in my head, but I’ve read bunches of them.
A lot of the echosphere is occupied by people who work for Apple’s “competitors.” Geeks. Geeks think geek wars mean something, but they don’t. They don’t mean a dogdamn thing. What matters is profit. Apple is making it.
99% of the buyers of the iPad will not be the techturds in flame wars over the technical specifications of the device. It will be Bob the press operator, Mike the plumber, Jim the cashier, Debbie the stock clerk, Joe the insurance adjuster, Linda the housewife – people who don’t give a rat’s hat size about computers. The buyers will be people who just want to be able to send and receive emails, surf the web, download porn videos, and buy books from Amazon.com. The buyers will buy tons of the damn things.
Note: When Apple announced pre-orders for April 3 delivery of iPads, the Apple Store crashed from all the traffic. That doesn’t look to me like Apple is going to have a stockpile of the shitty things in a Cupertino warehouse.
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If Adrian-Kingsley Hughes farts in the forest, and there’s nobody there to hear it, does it matter any less than his blog?
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The PC is dead.
No. I’m not kidding.
They won’t disappear overnight, but they will soon be as hard to find as wired telephones. Oddly, the last places that will still have PCs will be the places that currently have wired phones: Offices.
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Content creation will still require a robust machine. 99% of people don’t create content.
Web development will be easier on a large screen with a big keyboard. Web developers are a minority.
Surfing, emailing, listening to Tito Fuentes albums will take care of the needs of most owners. The iPad will handle all of that.
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A little jam session. Please don’t listen to this song if you don’t like irony and sarcasm.
The other tech companies have figured out how to attack Apple. They’re going to form consortia to attack individual products and services. I’ll confess I didn’t see this permutation coming.
Dell, Amazon, and Google are going after iTunes. Apparently the iTunes clone already exists somewhere on the innertubes. I’d go find it, but those calories are promised to something else. When I remember what it is, I’ll do that.
HP, Google, and Yahoo! are creating a better tablet. I couldn’t find the name of it.
It’s possible that my company groupings are in error.
I don’t care.
There will be meetings.
There will be conventions.
There will be strategy sessions.
Focus groups.
Critiques.
Representatives and delegates will fly from coast to coast. Many hours will be spent in teleconferences and videoconferences and retreats.
All these companies will exhaust millions of dollars in shareholder value.
All to improve the product so it will compete more effectively with Apple’s current product.
Steve Jobs will look at Apple’s next product and say, “That button doesn’t do anything useful. Lose it.” A few weeks later Apple will introduce the next thing all those companies need to compete with.
Apple wins.
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Here’s the real rub. In every scenario you read about other tech companies wanting to compete with Apple, the companies are gathering in groups of two or three to do it.
{BUZZ} Still your turn.
A single company must assume total responsibility for the user experience in order to compete with Apple. The fact that they are forming consortia proves that they aren’t ready for that competition.
Apple wins.
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The iPad might turn out to be a total POS. I’m willing to accept that possibility. If it is, the hue and cry will be deafening, and Apple will have no one to blame but Apple.
If one of these other products doesn’t measure up, it will simply disappear. There will be no accountability on the part of any player. Internally they’ll blame each other, but the products will just cease to matter.
Disadvantage: Apple, because Apple products don’t even have to fail to be called shitty in the marketplace. The AppleTV springs to mind.
The cool thing is, Apple’s been spotting the “competition” this edge since the introduction of the iPod. Apple’s been winning.
Everywhere you look these days, the pessimists seem to be taking over the discussion. I don’t dislike pessimists, I just dislike pessimism.
Politically, I believe that Barack Obama has allowed the Democrats and Republicans in government to finally show their true colors. They’re all more interested in personal gratification and in expanding their personal power than in doing anything at all positive for their constituents or the country as a whole. They’re all assholes.
All.
Assholes.
The thing is, this is a positive development. This could usher in a new era of government if enough people get pissed off at the incumbents.
I’m in.
If Obamacare dies, we will know for sure that the tipping point is here.
Obamacare may survive as a political vestige of its former self, but it won’t amount to much.
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I’ve been warned that soon the dollar will crash. While I appreciate the heads up, my belief is that a dollar collapse will be about: Meh. The dollar hasn’t been worth a tinker’s shit for quite some time. An ounce of gold is selling for over $1000. One thousand pictures of George Washington for a single ounce of refined dirt.
Bah.
There’s a collapse coming? Beneath that?
Who cares?
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I keep buying stock in American companies, mostly companies that pay dividends, because I believe the system has too many big players to just fold up shop. If it doesn’t fold up shop, it has to continue to have rules that protect those who play within the rules.
The learned men of the world know that they must have a working capitalist system to sustain the world and allow the idiots to have their communist and socialist fantasies.
In other words, the stock market will be fine.
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Terrorism is becoming something of a farce. Threats from the stone age. Mainstream Muslims view terrorists the way mainstream Christians view people who murder abortion doctors. It’s like, “I agree with his politics, but there are better ways to get the job done. Murder is not Godly.”
Lots of Christians hate abortion, but we don’t advocate murdering the doctors. Yet there are morons out there, claiming to be Christians, blowing up abortion clinics and blowing abortion doctors away. That’s our form of terrorism.
Terrorism is stupid. To paraphrase a biblical quote, “The stupid you will always have.”
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Over simplistic? Skipping over nuance? Okay.
Over and over and over I’ve seen the end times predicted in my half-century on the planet. So far the gloom and doom hasn’t come to pass.
Maybe someday it will.
Maybe right now all the stars have lined up and we’re all going to be doing forced marches into labor camps any minute now. If that’s the case, there’s no sense wasting any of this free time feeling dread. We might as well enjoy it while we have it.
I’m gonna have another beer.
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