Apple Insider is reporting that Little Psystar (pronounced: SIS-ter) is introducing an Xserve clone that runs Leopard Server. Take this with a grain of salt and a wedge of lime - I mean if you really must drink shitty tequila – the death of Psystar is going to be big and bloody and ugly.
I predict that when Apple gets around to tearing Little Psystar a new asshole you’ll be able to pass a Mac Pro through it without touching the sides.
Apple’s lawyers are going to break Little Psystar down like a side-by-side twelve-gauge and load them with double-aught buckshot.
It will be fun to watch.
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The Macalope, who I read without fail, is reporting that Todd Sullivan is a dumbass. Not in exactly those words, mind you. But you don’t have to read between the lines to get the gist. Anyway. It’s fun to watch them tangle. Also, yours truly took a moment to leave a bit of flame on Todd’s blog.
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The idiocy continues speculating on the health of Master Jobst Fimil. Some sites have researched his ailment, detailed the symptoms, explained the necessary lab work, quantified the parameters, and categorized the side effects of his treatment.
All this is based on (sing along with me, here) absolutely no information from Steve Jobs, his doctors, his family, his company, his garbage collection person, or his accountant.
The morons of the pundit class have mathematically calculated Apple’s future based on this horseshit.
I don’t want to indicate that all those bloggers and pundits are idiots. If they’ve figured out that they can get paid for spouting that drivel, I admire them. I want to learn from them. I want to emulate them. The dumbfucks are the ones paying them.
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There’s a lot going on with Sprint’s new “Instinct.” This may be the first non-vapor iPhone killer. This one may break the mold.
As soon as you see one in the wild, please let me know. Also, please find out from the owner if having a cheap-ass, underpowered knock-off with fewer features and rotten customer service is worth the savings. I’d like to see the no-really-I-like-Tabasco®-sauce-in-the-KY demographic represented here.
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The iTunes store has sold its fifth billion of tracks. Does anyone remember who or what was going to make that not be so? I vaguely remember a reference to a tall girl or a South American river. Nothing else springs to mind.
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I’d just like to mention a few things:
iPhone 3G
Apple TV
Leopard
Snow Leopard
Vista sucks
SUCKS.
Michelle Obama for First Lady?
No.
Please.
No.
Thank you.
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Are you going to cut the cards or not?
8 responses so far ↓
1 Huh? // Jun 19, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Wow. I’m just going to wait for the Macalope and Todd to start slapping each other with dead fishes.
Oh, just wait. It WILL happen.
As sure as Vista sucks…
2 Nxxx // Jun 19, 2008 at 9:39 pm
TV over here is full of that nice Mr. Gates retiring and distributing his billions to charity.
Have a think about it Rip and remember I have a semi-non-operational Akai EWI4000S that I can’t afford to repair.
*Wanders off softly singing “Have I told you lately that I love you”. Thinks “The things you have to do today………”*
3 blank // Jun 20, 2008 at 7:42 am
Fish-slapping, eh? Good idea, that, but I think I’ll wait just a bit longer.
I want to see them whale on each other with dead walruses.
Thanks, I’ll be here all week. What do you mean it’s Friday?
Oh, and it’s probably best to avoid the jalapeño flavored condoms too.
4 baxtrice // Jun 20, 2008 at 10:14 am
Psystar (pronounced: SHY-ster)
What? someone had to say it.
5 zacksback // Jun 20, 2008 at 10:30 am
“Tabasco®-sauce-in-the-KY”
“…jalapeño flavored condoms”
Great lines I’m saving for when I’m not bummed from finding out that my favorite pain remedy Don Patron Tonic Water and Radiator Cleaner is just ……. average when taken internally.
Sigh.
The search continues.
6 Sarah // Jun 20, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I don’t know why you are surprised at Todd’s take on iPhone costs. Windows people have NEVER understood the concept of Total Cost of Ownership. If they did understand that concept, they would have all changed to Macs years ago.
7 Rip // Jun 20, 2008 at 7:18 pm
You don’t mean to imply that Windows users are stupid people, do you?
I have stupid friends who would be offended. Of course, they’d also be drunk. They’d forget about it by morning.
We’re out of pretzels over here.
What can I tell you… I just get all agog when a new girl shows up.
8 baxtrice // Jun 20, 2008 at 9:28 pm
A new girl, that’s not a daughter of Rip’s? Cripes, now I’ve got to step up my game.
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