Shut up, half-wit, hit-mongering assholes. Okay? The fecking story is over. Go get a massage. Have a beer. Do some research and write about something real.
DOG Dammit all.
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Microsoft has created a spherical computer display. It’s called (no, I’m not kidding) Sphere.
The notion that Microsoft doesn’t have balls has been dashed on the jagged rocks below. They not only have balls, they’re multi-touch.
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Apple STILL hasn’t patched the DNS hole. Now I’m mad. It’s all over the dogdamn innertubes. How can this happen? Is there no justice? What can be done? Oh, please, please, please stop the madness!
What the hell is a DNS hole?
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The Nokia E71 was made publicly available on this continent today. I saw a picture of it somewhere. I’d go find it and link it, but that would be research. You know what think about research.
It looks an awful lot like a BlackBerry.
There are some dipshits out there calling it an iPhone killer. Think Lance Armstrong vs. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Lance could beat other guys on bikes, but he can’t pedal fast enough to beat a NASCAR competitor. (Okay, maybe at the Brickyard this year.)
Anyway, the E71 is in a different race. It’ll lose that one, too.
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MobileMe is having troubles. Apple is working on it. I still have MobileMe. I’m getting mail from my .me and my .mac accounts at the same time. I’m thinking if Apple just says, “Hey, it’s .me on your email. Deal with it,” things will get better fairly quickly.
Or maybe not.
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There’s a rumor going around that Apple is going to go with new chips. Not me. I’m sticking with Ruffles®. Tim’s™ with jalapeños is good once in a while, but with clam dip nothing beats Ruffles®. Screw trans fats.
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Somebody said that there are 1001 apps on the App Store now. Meh. I need a really good grocery list app. My wife should be able to just drop in a grocery list from her PC at work. After a while the app should develop a timetable for how often we run out of toilet paper and eggs. Then it should just ask if we’re good for that stuff – not insist, just ask.
Then it should steal money from a sheikh to pay for it all.
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Baxtrice is having WAY too much fun with the decor. I think I’ll just let her go, though. So far I like it.
4 responses so far ↓
1 baxtrice // Jul 29, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I take it you like our “Patron Saint” graphic? LOL
2 Rip // Jul 29, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I’ve already forgotten what the place looked like without it.
3 baxtrice // Jul 29, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I found a video of the Microsoft Sphere demo, and I have one question;
Why? Why on God’s green earth would you want a spherical display like that? As a graphic artist I would shot the person who came up with that idea. Have they ever heard of trying to DRAW on that kind of sh*t? Ugh..Stupidity coming out of Redmond.
Are they getting paid for this? Because I can throw stupid ideas out there and get paid for it. “Hey Microsoft! Hire me to come up with asshatted ideas!!”
eff-tards.
4 zacksback // Jul 30, 2008 at 7:46 am
I switched my DNS to OpenDNS. Go there, follow their instructions and do it. It’s FREE!. It’s EASY!
And it’s very secure. If I can do it…..
I don’t want some designer programing my spheres. It’s just wrong.
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