T-Mobile is going to offer the first Android phone.

Reports around the web indicate that it will NOT be an iPhone killer.

Suprised?

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Apple’s next product is going to be so magnificent that all the imitators will be forced to skip their bowling nights to stay home and fret.

iPlanet will have predictive voice activated search. If someone asks you a phenomenally stupid question, Google will look up an answer while you’re trying to remember where you put your iPhone.

By the time you find it (in your jacket pocket, under your car keys), Google will know the answer in four languages. It will also know the price of a pitcher of good beer at the nearest pub, so you can easily collect the bet.

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Michael Phelps. Eight gold medals.

I don’t even care about the Olympics, but that’s cool.

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I saw an Obama ad today. Lots of feel-good gibberish. No plan.

I haven’t seen a McCain ad, but I’ll bet a half a bag of Chex Mix it isn’t much different.

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Oh well. The Seahawks beat the Bears in overtime. Is it just me or is it dumber than Rosie O’Donnell on Jeopardy to play overtime in the preseason?

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Start the dishwasher on your way to bed.

Thanks.