There’s a lawsuit filed because the iPhone 3G isn’t as fast as it is in the ad. This is probably a descendant of someone who sued because they didn’t get an actual tiger in their tank.

An idiot.

This lawsuit, which demonstrates the lack of critical thinking one normally associates with single-celled beings, is being reported as news all over the innertubes.

Stupid.

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Big news. Microsoft is hiring some washed-up night club comic to do television ads for Vista. The ads, if they’re very well done, will look desperate. More likely they’ll look desperate and stupid. Microsoft’s ads will sell more Macs than Apple’s ads ever did.

Way to go, Madison Avenue.

It also seems the ad agency is all Mac. They’ll have to learn to be devoted Winoze fans to do the advertising effectively.

This should be good.

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Little Psytsar (pronounced: SIS-ter) is still in business. Naturally. Apple wants them to continue to violate the terms of EULA with all the arrogance and stupidity they have to go, right up until they get their asses handed to them.

Dear Little Psystar,

If at any point Apple thinks you’re a threat they’ll drop you like the bad guy’s henchman in a Steven Seagal movie.

The fact that Apple has allowed you to stay in business this long indicates that they find you amusing. They’ll toy with you like you’d toy with a cat with a mouse on a string. When they finally get bored they’ll step on your head.

If you really think you’re going to win this fight you’re stupid. Stupidity is a cohort of arrogance, so it’s no surprise.

Keep it up, though. It’s like watching a cage match between a Bengal tiger and an officer of PETA. Fun.

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Thinking about PETA today it occurred to me that the ethical treatment of a meat-bearing animal certainly means making sure the butcher is competent, and the cook respectful. Nothing dishonors the death of a steer as much as an overcooked, poorly seasoned crappy steak.

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Microsoft released “Photosynth.” It’s a Windows only program, which means whatever it does is either stupid and irrelevant or it does it poorly.

I’m going to lay awake worrying for an extra 7 minutes tonight. You should too.

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Okay, maybe I’ll be flipping to the cool side of the pillow for that long.

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Thank goodness Jerry Seinfeld is going to start shilling for Microsoft. Apple can’t go wrong. He wasn’t hip when he was hip.

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Oh, please. You’re not going to eat that, are you?