Rip Ragged

Steve Jobs has admitted that the MobileMe launch wasn’t good.

This has been reported on approximately 456,342,719 blogs.

Thank you.

Dumbasses.

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There’s a rumor floating around that there will be an iMac nano coming out soon. I’m holding out for an iBook Shuffle. Possibly an iPod Touch Pro.

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It takes absolutely nothing to start the idiotic jabbering of the blogosphere. Nothing. If it’s anti-Apple it’s news.

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If one blog says “Four out of five businesses have Macs on their networks,” nobody notices. That isn’t worth talking about.

Developers with sand in their panties can whimper that they’ve been wronged and that’s news. Apple has kicked the market’s ass, and is now jumping up and down on the maggot-infested corpse, but that isn’t interesting.

Clowns.

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If anyone wants to bet the rest of their beef stroganoff and a slice of sourdough (lightly toasted) Little Psystar beats Apple and becomes the first licensed cloner in the new millennium, I have you covered. If you’re feeling really proud of your hand, I’ll offer a side bet of a snort of Johnny Walker Blue against your new Nikes.

Pussy.

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I know. It sucks. That’s all the Apple news I give a fat damn about, and it ain’t squat.

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I’ll tell you how bad it is. Over on the TeraPost they’re talking about Ethyl Merman. Her maiden name is Regular Mermaid. She writes under the nom de plume 89 Octane Fish.