Thank You Loyal Readers

August 8th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Nxxx pointed out this post in comments last night. It’s called “Apple’s cash hoard: Begging for a ‘windfall tax’?”

Have we ever talked about Matt Asay before? I’d go look, but it isn’t worth it.

I read the whole article. Why? Because I can, that’s why. Nxxx is right. It did make my blood boil for a minute. Then I read it again. The money quote is:

Matt says “Today we give Apple a pass on its iTunes/iPod lock-in…”

There is no such thing as an iTunes/iPod lock-in. Never has been. It’s a myth perpetuated by people like Matt Asay. People with no more brains than you’d expect to find in cold tuna casserole.

After carefully reassessing the meaning of the article, the thing that pisses me off is that Matt Asay is probably being paid for his comments. The entire remainder of the post is childish crap that means absolutely nothing. He attempts to establish credibility by restating a myth that a lot of stupid people believe.

Then he claims to be an Apple fan. I don’t believe him.

Clown.

I flamed him. I had to.

A horrible thing happened today. We bought an entire keg of IPA from my favorite local microbrew for the wedding reception. There were a number of invitees who did not attend. Those that did attend didn’t drink much. As a result, I have somewhere between ten and twelve gallons of very good beer in my garage. I won’t be able to drink very much of it before it becomes stale. Not that I won’t courageously give my best effort, but that’s a lot of beer.

I may have to call friends over to help me with it. If you’re in the Tri-Cities, WA area, and you’d like to sacrifice a day this weekend, send your phone number in the Contact link at the top of the page. It’s Ice Harbor IPA. I’m frightened Auntie Em.

The Olympics are on television. I don’t care. Do you think that’s a bad attitude?

Late update: I knew I recognized that name. Matt Asay was the subject of this post, a few days ago. His blog on CNet, The Open Road, has the motto: “The business and politics of open source tech.” That explains everything. He’s a freetard, first of all. Secondly if you re-read the motto you’ll note the absence of the word “facts.” And, of course that’s reflected in his mindless babbling.

 

Tags: DRM Follies · General Detritus · Überdumbass |

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Huh? // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    First, I must say that I enjoyed your comment much more than Matt’s post itself.

    Olympics?!? They’re back again? Maybe I’ll watch the opening ceremony just to see some nice HD sourced TV. Maybe not…

    “People with no more brains than you’d expect to find in cold tuna casserole.”
    Seriously, a tuna casserole just isn’t casserole without brains. You really should set your sights higher.

    Vista- the safe, efficient paint remover…

  • 2 zacksback // Aug 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Well, I’m an hour and a half north of Nogales, Mex. so I can’t help you but I’ll bet some nice people on craigslist would be glad to help. Be careful someone with a Vista-loaded machine doesn’t show up or there goes all of, well, everything.
    Is The Angry Drunk free?

  • 3 baxtrice // Aug 8, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Curses! Stuck in Texas! Well drink some for me!

  • 4 Rip // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    I’m doing my best. I have to go to bed soon. Woohoo.

  • 5 Nxxx // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Bow. Bow. Waves hand. “Thank you fans.”

    Olympics opening ceremony. The flag at the head of the various teams were given to the girl who led the team in. Check this out but it seems likely that all flags were dipped during the raising of the Olympic Flag, swearing of the oaths and lighting of the Olympic Flame. No problem here but Old Glory dipped?

    BTW Where was the Cupertino Team?

  • 6 cooper // Aug 10, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    My cold tuna casserole called me an asshat. Should I be worried? Offended? Stop eating peyote and soy milk for breakfast???

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