Apple is being assaulted (ASSAULTED) by a new wave of hackers. I read it on the internet. It must be true, right?
Any minute now, hordes of hackers will descend on the Macintosh platform with technologically advanced malware that Apple will be powerless to control.
Is it just me, or has some “Apple Security Expert” or another [...]
Entries from July 31st, 2009
Erin Andrews, Michael Jackson, Bing, Cash for Clunkers, Hulu
July 31st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Baseless Rant, Follies of Humanity, Malware
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Microsoft, Ballmer, Male Enhancement, Apple, Michael Vick
July 30th, 2009 · 3 Comments · General Detritus
I just read that businesses are rejecting the iPhone and that Michael Vick has a team on the hook. Also there are sites trying to figure out how the Microsoft Stores are going to work out.
Apparently critical thinking is a lost art.
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Dumbasses.
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Apple, Tablet, Exclusive, Photos, Britney, Shaved, and other hit-whore keywords
July 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · General Detritus
Oh, the blogosphere is a wonderful place for people without morals or dignity. I think I’m going to fit right in.
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Apple is okay again. Whew. Squeaked by for another quarter.
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The Master may preside over CES in January. I think he’d be cheapening the brand at a show full of electric forks and WiFi toaster ovens, [...]
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Microsoft Stores: Between the Lines
July 27th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Apple Store, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Microsoft, Political Crap, The Stock Market, Windows 7, Zune, iPhone, iPhone killer
If you haven’t heard about the upcoming Microsoft Stores, go boil some water.
Microsoft is going to open retail stores. After they stock a shelf with floor models of Office, Money, Windows, and a Zune, what then? Pet food? Plumbing? Rare and Vintage auto parts (Nobody beats our price on original Volkswagen Beetle radiator caps)?
Apple has [...]
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