Steve Jobs sends a brief email and the whole world goes gaga. I’m not sure if I have all the details right but it goes something like this.
Some guy wrote an iPhone app. The app had the term “stevejobsisafuckinggoober” in the title.
Well, the guy wrote a long email to His Steveness on scented paper in which he begged for tender mercy, claimed it was all a lie (I never had sex with that woman), and offered to fellate the senior staff at 1 Infinite Loop.
Steve Jobs answered his email, “Dude. STFU. Seriously.”
Anyway the echosphere is just eating this stuff up.
Retards.
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The hooting over Google’s coming iPhone killer is getting louder. Just type “iPhone killer” as a search term and skip the droiddoes crap.
If you’re familiar with the concept of, “a day late and a dollar short,” you’re all ready to grasp the concept of the Google Phone.
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Go on over to anncoulter.com to read about the latest scientific findings on global warming.
Warning, if you still believe in man-made global warming you’re an idiot. That has nothing to do with Ann Coulter, but she does shed a little light on the subject of the recent CRU thing.
You know, where the main scientists supporting global warming publicly, privately admit it’s a crock of shit. But only if their emails are taken “out of context,” meaning you read what they say in normal English.
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Have I ever mentioned that I think man-made global warming is gibberish? Lots of scientists who can’t get arrested agree with me. The way to get the media to listen to your scientist-with-a-pedigree message is to agree with the man-made global warming morons.
I don’t.
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I’ve been reading tech/finance punditbots all over the innertubes in the last 24 hours trying to find a consensus regarding the reason AAPL dropped Tuesday.
Nothing.
The only thing they agree on is that the price went down for no apparent reason.
Dorks.
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Gay is the new black.
If you don’t think that’s funny, I’m sorry.
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I think the big thing everyone is missing here regarding global weather change (for really, it’s not necessarily warming, but a radical shift in what has been unusually stable weather conditions) is not whether it is man-made, human activity exacerbated, or just some freaky normal shift. The big issue at hand is national security. Simply meaning, we need to get ourselves off of foreign provided/produced sources of energy. It doesn’t matter if it’s oil, coal, or fairy dust. The US has enough natural resources to supplant most of the fossil fuels with renewable energy sources. I say renewable because, let’s all be honest here, there is only so much oil, and the currently viable methods to create man-made oil are expensive with low yields.
Pursuing our own, home-grown/generated renewable energy means that we can solely (or, almost solely) rely on ourselves for our energy needs instead of regions and countries that are politically unstable and religiously (if not politically) hostile toward Western ideologies and religions. Just imagine if we did go to war with the entire Mideast. Let’s say it was some religious war where we were fighting jihadists and those enemies of our State decided that religious dogmatism was more important than money. Guess what, no oil. No fuel for our jets, warships, Humvees, helicopters, supply trucks, etc. Not a pretty picture.
http://www.unitednuclear.com
Go take a look. It isn’t what you think.
What happened to Dave Gilmour’s hair?
And I seriously hope it does get a bit warmer…especially around Ann Coulter…
oh..and thanx for the unitednuclear link…now all my holiday gift buying issues are solved…