Ladies and Gentlemen, my regular readers, children of all stages of arrested development. I call your attention to the center of the arena. I found this on the innertubes in my regular quest for something of which to make fun. I would just like to point out that any product that is being given away [...]
Entries from January 31st, 2010
Thank you, Loyal Readers
January 30th, 2010 · 5 Comments · General Detritus
Tory sent this link. Another link posted by tory is probably excellent, too. I can’t open the son of a bitch, but I’m sure it’s great. I’ve never read this Fraser Speirs guy before, but he seems like a pretty smart cookie. His post is literate, intelligent, considered, balanced, and accurate to levels I would [...]
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Nothing to report
January 29th, 2010 · 7 Comments · General Detritus
Nada. Scratch. Zero. Goose Egg. L’ouef. Bupkus. Nil. The Empty Set. The whole echosphere is up on it’s back legs howling about the iPad. Now that they’ve seen it, it’s not as good as something that does all the things is does and runs Flash, has a camera, and runs on Verizon. Compared to something [...]
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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)
January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS. There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few [...]
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Game Over, Man
January 27th, 2010 · 3 Comments · General Detritus
Cliché: Apple has established the height of the bar. Whatever portable computing device your favorite company releases from today forward must be way better than an iPad to be considered a worthy competitor. How do clichés come about? Let’s take a look at what company has established the state of the art for technology for [...]
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It’s January 27. The Big Frigging Day
January 26th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet
Let’s review what January 27th signifies. In Europe and the U.K., they are observing various forms of Holocaust Remembrance. In Serbia it is St. Sava Day. It is the 43rd anniversary of the fire in Apollo 1. It is the 27th anniversary of the joke: Q: What do Michael Jackson and Hot Lips Houlihan have [...]
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