Rip Ragged

Ladies and Gentlemen, my regular readers, children of all stages of arrested development. I call your attention to the center of the arena.

I found this on the innertubes in my regular quest for something of which to make fun.

I would just like to point out that any product that is being given away for free has not sold well. Any product that has not sold well is not going to be competitive with a product that has sold well. Giving the Pre away for free is a way to clear inventory, not create a competitor.

Also, you want to hope that your hypemaster is fluent in at least one language and that language will be featured in your promo. This one misses. And it’s stupid, too.

Pre, bye.

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If you’re on the East Coast as this is posted, the date is 02/01/2010, which is weird to type. Not that that matters.

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I was just reading that Democrats have bigger war chests for the midterm elections than Republicans do. That’s nice. I don’t think it’s going to matter much, though. If your last job was captain of the Titanic, it really doesn’t matter much what else is on your resumé. You’re gonna have a hell of a time finding another ship to steer.

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The iPad can’t play Flash. That figures. The son of a bitch probably can’t run DOS or CP/M or any other obsolete technologies, either.

Dammit.

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The jokes are everywhere about the new iMaxi, or iKotex, or whatever the hell.

It’s stupid.

Or maybe I’m just on the iPad.

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The Grammys were tonight. I missed them. Thank the maker.

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Zune sucks.

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I changed my mind.