Rip Ragged

GoDaddy.com, which advertises its business using the most refined possible examples of skin, has taken enough of my money to assure me that my domain names are safe for 1095.75 more days.

Thank the maker.

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Adobe’s CTO has taken to the internet in a poorly written blog entry to announce that he’s not lazy, and neither is the company as a whole. As soon as the girl shows up to wipe his butt, and his lunch is served by the nice young man who feeds him and reads to him, he’s going to have somebody mail a nasty letter to Steve Jobs.

Dammit.

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Amazon wants to get a touch screen, an app store, a shitload of third party apps, and a review from David Pogue for Kindle, now that it’s toast.

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I’ve been reading all over the internet. There are approximately 19,600,000 hits for iPad.

19,599,999 of them are full of shit.

Rip Ragged gets it right. Here’s all you need to know.

You want one.

I want one.

Everybody you know wants one.

The son of a bitch is going to sell like ice-hockey tickets in hell.

Its relative inferiority based on any other criteria is absolutely meaningless.

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Once upon a time Steve Jobs said, “The PC war is over. Microsoft won.” The iPhone was the first prototype. The iPad is the second prototype. In two years, the iPhone will seem like a stone ax.

You read it here first (or at least no more than twenty-seventh).

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You can go into your User Dictionary and remove the term “netbook.” It is officially a meaningless term, like “Gameboy” and “Rahm.”

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This track rocks. ROCKS.