Okay. Big Hairy Deal. Media giants. Captains of television, radio, newspapers, internet. Steve Jobs walks into the room and controls the entire conversation. Just because He is there, the event is defined as a Steve Jobs event.
That is as it should be.
What happens if Steve Ballmer walks into the room you’re in? Well, you can go ahead and fart because he’s going to be blamed.
Eric Schmidt? Meh.
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You’re a first adopter of the 27″ iMac. Sorry. Shit happens. Here’s the thing, though. A few iMacs develop a smell, and it’s huge news.
How many Dells have to spontaneously die before anyone writes an article about it? Many times many. When a Dell makes a big brown curlicue on a desk, it’s because the user is an idiot.
When an Apple flickers, it’s because Apple screwed up.
That is the nature of the beast.
We love it.
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Scott Brown is a red herring. The democrats are going to bail on their agenda and blame the loss of a super-majority for their lack of any substantive action on anything.
I couldn’t be happier.
Well, I could, but not when I’m out of beer.
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An inventor has created a female robot that can talk and fake orgasms. If you want one she’ll cost you $7000. Her name is Roxxxy.
I was unable to determine if she clips coupons, shops for shoes, or understands the difference between a quarterback and a pop fly. Not that anyone cares.
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This is what great rock and roll is like, except it’s better when you’re there.
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Scott Brown is not a red herring – possibly a cod fish or striped bass, but definitely not a red herring. That being said, it was truly an odd feeling on Jan 20th when I woke up t0 find that some one that I voted for actually won an election. Just goes to show how often either of the two major parties put an acceptable candidate up in Massachusetts.
You think you’re special because you’re in Massachusetts?
Have you seen what Washington State sends to the Capitol? Oddly, the Democrats are the best candidates we’ve had for a while. And they’re enough to make you want to take a shower after voting.