Yeah. If you’ll kindly scroll down a few inches to yesterday’s post… Apple announced that a whole bunch of analysts are full of shit. They didn’t put it in quite those words because a lot of analysts were on the conference call, but that was the gist of it. In after-hours trading, AAPL crested 600/share [...]

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I read some putz on Forbes today. MacDailyNews linked the post. Clem Chambers. You can go find it if you want to. I’d advise against it. It’s garbage. Clem says he has been bearish on Apple ever since it was 200/share. It has tripled in value since then, but rather than being contrite, which is [...]

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Apple is involved in a lawsuit. Apple is the plaintiff. Other companies are profiting from Apple’s work, and Apple wants them to stop. Apple is the defendant. Apple committed acts of advertising in which it may have failed to disclose – or misled the public about – whether Tim Cook wears boxers or briefs. This [...]

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RIP, Dick Clark. 1929 – 2012

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It rocked my world today to find out that Greenpeace is unhappy with Apple. According to Greenpeace, Apple is single-handedly destroying planet Earth. Apple is burning almost all the coal – all of it – for their own selfish need for global economic dominion. If Apple can’t get coal fast enough to satisfy their wanton [...]

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We did it. We survived the horrible onslaught of… Wait for it… A virus. That’s right. We survived Flashback. Damn. Tuck your shirt in. Fix your hair. You have a booger showing. Flashback attacked. It’s a drive-by Trojan. You don’t have to give it administrator permission to install. Stay connected to the internet for your [...]

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