Apple is involved in a lawsuit.
Apple is the plaintiff. Other companies are profiting from Apple’s work, and Apple wants them to stop.
Apple is the defendant. Apple committed acts of advertising in which it may have failed to disclose – or misled the public about – whether Tim Cook wears boxers or briefs.
This promises to continue into the distant future.
Apple is doomed for the following reasons.
Tim Cook might listen to the customer more than Steve Jobs did. If that happens, Apple is doomed. Tim Cook could start to pay heed to the tech press. If that happens, Apple is doomed.
It’s possible that Tim Cook will fail to listen to whoever happens to be typing that Apple is doomed. If that happens, Apple is doomed. DOOMED.
Mathematically speaking, if you believe anything at all, Apple doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in a busy bathhouse.
Happy Earth Day.
For those of you eating vegan today in honor of Gaia, please take a moment of prayer for all the thousands of acres of wild animal habitat destroyed to grow your organic vegetables, and for the organic pesticides and herbicides that make the crops profitable.