Not really. Well, you can if you want to. I’m not selling a single share. In fact I just bought some more. I sold a few shares of a couple of utility stocks inside my 401(k) to buy AAPL @ 573/share, last week. Heck, if it goes down some more, I might just do it again.

I’m nobody’s financial advisor, but everybody who’s selling AAPL is fucking stupid. Whoever you are, thank you.

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The MacBook Air Jordan – in conjunction with the iPad and the iPhone – is the future of the personal computer. Desktop computing is the new “niche.”

All the other laptops are going the way of the cassette deck. Ultrabooks are DOA. Why? Ultrabook owners will have to invest in Windows. Windows sucks and Windows major upgrades cost more than $100 for the bare bones version. OS X rocks. OS X major upgrades cost $30. There’s a rumor on the innertubes that Mountain Lion may be a free upgrade. Now, your Aunt Jane may not be technically savvy, but she probably isn’t an idiot either. The guy who gave you your boarding pass on the last airline flight may not know much about compression schemes, but he damn sure is smart enough to figure out when he’s being played for a fool.

It’s worth noting that my Mac Pro has been running the most current OS for 5 years. Windows boxes simply don’t live that long.  My next Mac will be an iMac, after they’re shipping with Mountain Lion installed.

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The iPhone 5 is coming. It will have a seven millimeter thick body made of liquid Unknownium-Unobtainium alloy, a dodecahedrapolywantacracker microprocessor array,Dolby 7.1 surround sound, and the complete works of Shakespear concealed in the finish of the brushed metal back. The Retina Display will be just slightly larger than the iPhone 4S. Because of this minor change, every app ever written for the original iPhone screen size will be instantly obsolete, and will have to be rewritten for the new screens resolution. Apple must (MUST) compete with the Samsung Galaxy S III Derivative Piece of Shit. This is because Tim Cook is NOT Steve Jobs, and after all, who gives a shit if your user experience is in the crapper for while? This is progress. Suck it up, Pilgrim.

Yeah. There’ll be a new iPhone. Yeah. It will be  cooler than shit.

No, none of the people speculating about it have a fecking clue.

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The Apple television thingy:

Okay. Maybe. We’ll see.

I’m frankly not going to make a bet either way. But I will bet this: All the rest of this bag of pistachios.

Cable TV is about to die at the hands of Apple. By the end of 2013, Cable will be a bandwidth pipeline and nothing more.

You read it here first. Or possibly as late as 9th. It’s not like there’s a line to get in or anything.

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RIP, Donald “Duck” Dunn