Apple’s stock is down.

December 14th, 2012 · No Comments · General Detritus

Please box up all your free cash and send it to me so I can buy more AAPL shares while they’re cheap. You should sell whatever shares of Apple you own to fund the transaction. I mean Guh-Hod-Day-Yum, Apple is off it’s share price.

The share price of Apple is tied to to the company’s intrinsic value the in the same way that your tire pressure is tied to your shoe size.

Some folks thought the Zune was a fluke. Apparently it’s a strategy. Spend piles of money on marketing and advertising, then sell very few of the devices because they’re made out of guernsey-hereford-whiteface mutt cow shit – not even pedigreed. Apparently if you buy the right flavor you get Office apps you can build PowerPoint apps with a stylus in the airport.


If you keep up with the internet you’ll know that Eric Schmidt thinks Android is beating iOS. The weird thing is that, as far as I know, he lives in California. If he lived in Washington or Colorado I’d understand.

Here’s a link to a great Christmas video.

Merry Christmas.

If you’re offended by Merry Christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS!



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