Entries from March 2nd, 2013

The Sequester is On: They Laid Off the Pope.

March 2nd, 2013 · Comments Off · General Detritus

This just in, as a result of the combination of forces and after-effects caused by the sequester, the resignation of the Pope, and the legalization of marijuana in Colorado and Washington, Tim Cook will not be Steve Jobs for at least five more weeks. The prevailing line is possibly June, or at least late May. […]

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