Entries from April 24th, 2015

The Watch has Come

April 24th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

It’s out there. You can get one. Well, not you specifically, but some people have them. They’re Watches. If you’re one of the lucky few to get one, they rock. If you didn’t get yours then everyone who got one sucks. Apple sucks. America sucks. If you’re a celebrity like, say, Neil Cavuto, who wasn’t […]

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Can’t Find My Way Home

April 19th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

I don’t know what’s going on. I’m lost. I’m confused. I’m starting to feel like I should walk naked into the woods to atone for the sin of having been born. Not really, but still. The stupidity is starting to get to me. I was over on MacDailyNews. I always go there. They work really […]

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Zip. Flop.

April 17th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

Everywhere you look the Watch is a flop. I’ve been reading. All over the innertubes you can find stories that tell how Apple is screwed up because of the introduction of the Watch. A lot of the older stuff about how the device is technically inferior, ugly, useless, of no particular value has made its […]

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 Watch Debuts

April 10th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

For those who doubt: The  Watch is sold out. Apple opened up pre-orders this morning at the stroke of midnight, and the dogdamn thing sold out like eleven seconds later. Okay, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but it’s close. You could still get one or two  Watch Editions for five or six minutes, […]

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