Big Day Coming Up

March 18th, 2016 · No Comments · General Detritus

Apple is having a major event next week. I thought I’d write something because it’s time to write something. Nobody will notice, I’m sure, but I had to.

Apple is finally going to introduce the Toaster-oven/Waffle Iron that has been in the works for years. The Internet of Everything could not be completed without this breakthrough product.

The Nail-polish dryer won’t be ready until August. I’m sure they won’t announce it next week out of respect for the need to control the market properly.

I can’t tell more without risking the lives of my sources.

Signing off.

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