Apple is having a major event next week. I thought I’d write something because it’s time to write something. Nobody will notice, I’m sure, but I had to.
Apple is finally going to introduce the Toaster-oven/Waffle Iron that has been in the works for years. The Internet of Everything could not be completed without this breakthrough product.
The Nail-polish dryer won’t be ready until August. I’m sure they won’t announce it next week out of respect for the need to control the market properly.
I can’t tell more without risking the lives of my sources.