Tiger Woods apologized.
If he’s as good at rehab as he is at golf, he’s going to be fine.
The great thing he said was that he used to think the normal rules didn’t apply to him. He thought he was entitled because he had worked so hard all his life.
Yeah. Me too.
The rules are the same. [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Adobe'
I’m good, for now
February 3rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Adobe, App Store, Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, iPhone
GoDaddy.com, which advertises its business using the most refined possible examples of skin, has taken enough of my money to assure me that my domain names are safe for 1095.75 more days.
Thank the maker.
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Adobe’s CTO has taken to the internet in a poorly written blog entry to announce that he’s not lazy, and neither is [...]
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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)
January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS.
There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few career [...]
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February 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments · Adobe, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPhone killer
Right here is proof that “Dr.” doesn’t confer anything in the way of brains. It’s over on Forbes. This Dr. opines that Steve Jobs’ illness somehow couples with President Obama’s transparency doctrine to indicate that going forward you shouldn’t accept a promotion unless you’re willing to submit fecal samples to the press every Monday.
No, Dr. [...]
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