I saw it in the Wall Street Journal this morning. A great big full-page add in which Adobe proclaimed their undying lust for Steve Jobs’ cute little tushy, iPods, iPads, iPhones, and everything that was ever transported out of 1 Infinite Loop except that which was picked up by the sanitary department. Their only minor [...]
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But Seriously, Folks….
May 12th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Adobe, Android
I don’t have my iPad yet. Woe and lamentations. … The iPhone is still the ass-kickingest phone on the planet. Bar none. People who have switched to the Droid are raving about their new phones. The alternative would be to admit they banged the boxer (popped the poodle, humped the hound). Nobody likes to admit [...]
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WWDC Sold Out
May 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Adobe, Android, App Store, Apple Event, Death of the computer, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPad
How can WWDC be sold out, what with Apple being such a bad, bad company lately? All the punditbots in the echosphere are hooting about how Steve Jobs is evil incarnate; he’s violating antitrust laws, shackling developers in the stockyard of C and throwing away the key, destroying the internet, and trying to take over [...]
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The Echosphere is SLOW
May 2nd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Adobe
Philip-Elmer DeWitt opines that maybe, just maybe Flash is dying. P-E, listen: Flash is dead. Not dying. Dead. Oh sure, there will still be some Flash around and about for a while, but any web developer who wants his stuff to work on the iPad will learn to use HTML5 and H.264. That means all [...]
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Is this thing on?
May 1st, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Android, Death of the computer, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet
I’ve been forced out to the garage tonight. This is what happens when I’m only getting three or four hits a day. I have to come out here and listen to smooth jazz while I smoke a cigar and drink a beer and blog in exile. It’s painful. … ZDNet is running an entry that [...]
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