I swear to you, every day I get new entries with the search term “iPhone Killer.”
Not a single solitary one of the iPhone killers ever (fecking EVER) has all the features of an iPhone. Never. NEVER. I challenge you to find one iPhone Killer – one smartphone that has a multitouch screen.
That’s just one feature, […]
Entries Tagged as 'Android'
Wow. This is getting stupid.
November 15th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Android · Blackberry · Operating Systems · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Stock Market · Vista sucks · iPhone killer |
Weekend Catch-Up
November 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments
The patch is out for the Android bug.
Wow. An iPhone security threat that would send people to Home Depot for duct tape, iodine capsules, and plastic sheeting only has to be a vague gap into which one might, maybe be able to cause random code to be executed and then possibly shoehorn in some malicious […]
Tags: Android · Microsoft · Operating Systems · Punditbots and Fundtards · Snow Leopard · Vista sucks · Windows 7 · iPhone |
iPhone Killer Update
October 30th, 2008 · No Comments
The BlackBerry Storm and the Android G1 are going to kill the iPhone. I read it on the internet, so it must be true. Right?
Sure.
If you type in the search term “iPhone Killer” you will get a list of devices that are not.
The list is fairly extensive. It includes every newly designed phone from every […]
Tags: Android · Blackberry · iPhone killer |
Neener. Neener. Neener.
October 26th, 2008 · No Comments
Okay kids. Go over to your favorite search engine and type in “Android Security Flaw.” The sucking thing just hit the market, like, yesterday or something. I’d check the date, but I did some research yesterday. I’m pacing myself.
We’re talking about a piece of technology that has been in the frigging lab for what, five […]
Tags: Android · Follies of Humanity · General Detritus · Local Theater · Microsoft · Operating Systems · Vacation Reporting · Vista sucks · iPhone killer |
I’m in Tears. TEARS…
October 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
From laughing my ass off. This post over on the Kansas City Star Sprint Connection blog (the corporate newsletter of Sprint) wonders aloud if Steve Jobs is sweating the release of the G1 Android Propellerhead Device.
Really.
The post itself is lame, but if all you read is the post you’ll miss the true flavor of the blog. […]
Tags: Android · Apple Event · Blackberry · Distant Flame Wars · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Stock Market · iPhone · iPhone killer |
The iPhone is No Big Deal: Microsoft
October 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
The fact that the iPhone is selling like light beer at a NASCAR race doesn’t faze Microsoft at all, according to this blog entry over on BusinessWeak.
I’d comment, but the post isn’t all that bad. Leave out the fact that a premier business magazine allows its name on a blog on which the author is […]
Tags: Android · Apple Event · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Licensing OS X · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Monopoly · Operating Systems · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Enterprise · The Stock Market · Vacation Reporting · Vista sucks · Zune · iPhone · iPhone killer |

