On Wednesday, the big event will finally be here.
By this time on Wednesday – the tabletgasm behind us – we will all have had a chance to mop up the spillage, smoke a cigarette, and maybe snuggle for a few minutes.
The tech press is going to need some .01% hydrocortisone on the tender parts so [...]
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Good grief.
January 23rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Event, Apple Tablet, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Linux, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7
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Quick Hit
October 18th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Android
There were ads on TV today during football games. Something about droiddoesnt.com or such like. I don’t remember verbatim what it said but it was, something like:
iMakesureappswork
iMakesurethephonewillwork
iVerifyappswillnotbreakthephone
iHaveeighty-thousandtitlesintheappstore
iWorkwithoutyoureadingamanual
Droid Doesn’t
Like I said, I don’t remember the whole thing.
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The really cool thing about the Droid ad is that is looks like iPhone killers are entering a whole new [...]
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I just read it….
September 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Android
Microsoft is planning to release a tablet. Bravo.
They’ve been planning to release stuff for years. Music players, game machines, mobile phone operating systems, there’s no end to the stuff Microsoft has been planning to market over the last few years.
I don’t know if yo’ve been watching but it’s even rumored that someday they’re going to [...]
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So there I was surrounded by a sea of low I.Q.s
May 12th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Android, Darling Furball, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Windows 7, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes, iTunes Rivals
Microsoft still has some Zunes on the shelves. Apparently they still have some money they don’t need, too.
Did you see this ad?
This is the exact same logic that has failed to move anyone to a subscription model since the earliest days of downloads. I used to think Microsoft was stupid. Not anymore. Repeating the same [...]
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The Stupid People are In Charge
April 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Android, App Store, Blackberry, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, Recession, The End of the World as We Know It, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes, iTunes Rivals
Three or four days ago, somebody (maybe Forbes or Philip-Elmer DeWitt) typed that Steve Jobs is still heavily involved in the goings on at Apple. You know, even though he’s home convalescing, he’s still the actual CEO. This is precisely what he said would happen when he decided to take some time off. He said [...]
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