Kodak is suing Apple, now. It only stands to reason. Have you noticed that several Apple products have sides at right angles to each other? Kodak invented that. Also, most of Apple’s products have buttons. Kodak was putting buttons on their shit years before Apple even existed.
I’m frightened, Auntie Em.
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The iPad SDK is on the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'App Store'
Well, Whaddya Know?
February 17th, 2010 · 15 Comments · App Store, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iTunes Rivals
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I’m good, for now
February 3rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Adobe, App Store, Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, iPhone
GoDaddy.com, which advertises its business using the most refined possible examples of skin, has taken enough of my money to assure me that my domain names are safe for 1095.75 more days.
Thank the maker.
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Adobe’s CTO has taken to the internet in a poorly written blog entry to announce that he’s not lazy, and neither is [...]
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Good grief.
January 23rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Event, Apple Tablet, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Linux, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7
On Wednesday, the big event will finally be here.
By this time on Wednesday – the tabletgasm behind us – we will all have had a chance to mop up the spillage, smoke a cigarette, and maybe snuggle for a few minutes.
The tech press is going to need some .01% hydrocortisone on the tender parts so [...]
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Apple Quarterly Report
July 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · App Store, Apple Event, Master Jobst Fimil, The Stock Market, Windows 7, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes, iTunes Rivals
Okay, kiddies, here’s your lesson in Business 101.
Apple is a business. All the punditbots in the echosphere can’t change the basic fact: What Apple is doing works as compared against the only metric that matters: Did it make more money today than it did yesterday. The answer in Apple’s case is, once again, yes.
A few [...]
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The Stupid People are In Charge
April 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Android, App Store, Blackberry, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, Recession, The End of the World as We Know It, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes, iTunes Rivals
Three or four days ago, somebody (maybe Forbes or Philip-Elmer DeWitt) typed that Steve Jobs is still heavily involved in the goings on at Apple. You know, even though he’s home convalescing, he’s still the actual CEO. This is precisely what he said would happen when he decided to take some time off. He said [...]
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Another Big Day
April 3rd, 2009 · No Comments · App Store, General Detritus, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPhone, iPhone killer
Lauren was faking it.
I couldn’t tell. Could you?
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PC World has declared the Palm Pre to be an iPhone Killer.
They haven’t actually held one in their hands. Based on some photoshopped pictures and third-hand rumor mongering, they’re going out on a limb and declaring Palm’s unreleased device the winner and new champion.
“Although we haven’t yet had [...]
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