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Entries Tagged as 'Apple Tablet'

It’s Official

February 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple TV, Apple Tablet, Market Share, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The Enterprise, Tim Cook

Yup. Tim Cook made it official today in his keynote address to a bunch of tech punditbots.
Some excerpts from Tim’s question and answer session with the n00bs:
We don’t ever use the term “market share” at 1 Infinite Loop except when we’re answering questions from idiots.
Pull my finger.
The Apple TV is a hobby.
Apple is a mobile [...]

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Thank Goodness That’s Over

February 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Adobe, Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Browsers, CES, Gadgetry, Hewlett-Packard, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Tiger Woods, Windows 7

Tiger Woods apologized.
If he’s as good at rehab as he is at golf, he’s going to be fine.
The great thing he said was that he used to think the normal rules didn’t apply to him. He thought he was entitled because he had worked so hard all his life.
Yeah. Me too.
The rules are the same. [...]

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Well, Whaddya Know?

February 17th, 2010 · 15 Comments · App Store, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iTunes Rivals

Kodak is suing Apple, now. It only stands to reason. Have you noticed that several Apple products have sides at right angles to each other? Kodak invented that. Also, most of Apple’s products have buttons. Kodak was putting buttons on their shit years before Apple even existed.
I’m frightened, Auntie Em.
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The iPad SDK is on the [...]

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Apple is just fine

February 16th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple Tablet, Fake Steve, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil

The New York Times has two units arguing over how to price their content for the iPad.
The print guys want to charge a dollar a week, while the digital guys want to keep it below five dollars a month.
We’ll see how this goes.
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The Master is reported to have authorized his biography. Of all the things [...]

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Good Grief

February 11th, 2010 · 10 Comments · Apple Tablet, Baseless Rant, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Microsoft, Open Source, Operating Systems, Predictions, Tablet, That's some funny shit right there., Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune

Let’s see.
1. Pick a hot button. (Done.)
2. Make up a logic thread that offends every motto, credo, and stated philosopy of the site. (Yup.)
3. Push the button. (Got it.)
4. Stand on the button. (Yup.)
5. Stomp on the button. (Uh huh.)
6. Jump up and down on the *&^%$#@ button. (Check.)
Lo, and behold, more than a single [...]

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Not much in the way of news…

February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone

Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]

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