Entries Tagged as 'Darling Furball'

Apple Lied, Jason Fried

August 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments

John Gruber apparently supports Jason Fried having sand in his crack over less than honest iPhone advertising. This in reference to the “unslow” iPhone 3G ad. It seems the ad shows an iPhone winning at the Brickyard or possibly the Preakness (I didn’t catch all the details). I guess the iPhone isn’t quite as fast […]

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Tags: Darling Furball · Follies of Humanity · Global Warming

Rob Enderle is John Gruber

August 4th, 2008 · 9 Comments

There. That ought to piss off a few fanbois.
Daring Fireball links a post by Michael Tsai that picks apart a post by Mike Ash in which Apple is pilloried for its policies vis a vis the SDK and web apps and all things iPhone. The screwy thing is Tsai ends up making the same points […]

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Tags: Darling Furball · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · iPhone · Überdumbass

Mini Post Tonight

July 19th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Hey, it’s late. I’m tired. I don’t have anything to say. Just like every other night.
I’ve been over joining the fun at The Angry Drunk blog. It’s kind of fun to join in a flamewar where Mac people call congenital idiots “freetards” (or vice versa).
I think I like that place. It’s good to have a […]

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Tags: A-Rod · Android · Darling Furball · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Little Psystar · Master Jobst Fimil · iPhone · iPhone killer

Madonna and A-Rod

July 16th, 2008 · 7 Comments

A washed up ballplayer and an aging bimbo get together to screw for self-validation. Opposite but equivalent to pity sex. Self-pity sex. This is news?
Who gives a shit?

I’ve been reading something new around the internet. The blogospheroids are up in arms because Microsoft is claiming products it shipped to retailers on a consignment as “sales.”
Oh, […]

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Tags: A-Rod · Darling Furball · Follies of Humanity · Little Psystar · Madonna · Punditbots and Fundtards · iPhone killer

The iPhone 3G Cures Cancer

July 7th, 2008 · 10 Comments

There. That ought to generate a little traffic.
Apple is getting better and better at generating buzz for upcoming products. I’ll bet half a box of Kleenex® and a brass bookmark George W. Bush would get less press coverage jumping naked from the third story of a burning brothel than the iPhone 3G has gotten.
The weird […]

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Tags: Baseless Rant · Darling Furball · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Macalope · Master Jobst Fimil · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · iPhone

Mac Market Share Near 8%

July 1st, 2008 · 19 Comments

Yawn.
The innertubes are all abother about market share again.
Market share doesn’t matter. Market share is a number you talk about if you don’t know what matters, or if you’re talking to people who don’t know what matters. Sometimes both.
Apple is selling stuff. Lots of stuff.
If you want to see numbers that matter, look HERE.
Everything else […]

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Tags: DRM Follies · Darling Furball · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Stock Market · iPhone · iTunes Rivals