Entries Tagged as 'Fake Steve'

Dear Steve Jobs

July 26th, 2008 · 5 Comments

The internet is all abuzz about your health. Legal scholars are debating what information you owe to who, and when. Almost all of it is horseshit. “Almost,” only because with that much chaff there’s bound to be some wheat somewhere. I’ve found idle speculation and unattributed quotes from unnamed sources. All chaff (except the off […]

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Tags: Fake Steve · Master Jobst Fimil · Punditbots and Fundtards · Serious Stuff |

Greg Krakow Thinks the iPhone 3G Stinks

July 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

If you saunter over to the top of a MacDailyNews flamewar you can see a link to a video in which you will find out that, with proper punctuation and capitalization, my headline tonight is two lies. Greg Krakow thinks. The iPhone 3G stinks. See?
Some other folks have reviewed it rather positively. Mossberg and Pogue […]

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Tags: Fake Steve · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Microsoft · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · Zune · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals |

Dear Dan Lyons

June 24th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Dear Dan Lyons -
Get over yourself. Really. You’re funny when you do Fake Steve Jobs because your satire matches a warped, bizarre, narcissistic megalomaniacal personality disorder a lot of people would like to believe is an accurate representation of The Master.
The basic fact is, it would be impossible to accomplish Apple 2008 with that kind […]

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Tags: Android · Fake Steve · Gadgetry · Leopard · Microsoft · Operating Systems · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · iPhone · iPhone killer |