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Entries Tagged as 'Follies of Humanity'

It’s Tuesday.

August 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Death of the computer, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, The Stock Market, iPad, iPhone

Apple didn’t announce anything huge today. They must be saving up. AAPL went up a few bucks after languishing for a while. It doesn’t mean anything. Apple has always been a rotten stock for traders. if you like to get in and out quickly with a profit, invest in commodities. … I just read over [...]

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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance

August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer

Before we get into talking about anything important,  Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]

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Okay. I’m getting lazy.

July 28th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Follies of Humanity

Oddly, I’m getting tired of repeating the same shit over and over and over again. It works for Rush Limbaugh, but I’m getting bored with it. Let me say a few things here, that seem to be huge freaking mysteries to a lot of people. 1. Apple is not courting the geek marketplace. They never [...]

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Antennagate

July 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Tablet, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer

It seems that Master Jobst Fimil has stirred up the legions of Apple haters. Daring Fireball has linked a bunch of videos showing other phones with the same antenna problems as the iPhone 4. All of them have a way you shouldn’t hold them. Imagine that. All those other manufacturers saying, “Nuh uh” are full [...]

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Can’t Find My Way Home.

July 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, General Detritus, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPhone, iPhone killer

Just read, over on CNet, that Jonny Ive and Steve Jobs are on an official list of the smartest people in the tech business. This is “news.” … Here’s why I don’t subscribe to the Salt Lake Tribune: Their punditbot, here, says: The term “iPhone Killer” is “one of the most overused epithets in the [...]

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Pain. Agony. Warm Beer.

July 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Master Jobst Fimil, Operating Systems, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer

Steve Jobs may have given an email response that his handlers disapprove of. He said, “…life…” or something like that. Apparently somebody was getting a seaman’s knot in his tallywhacker over the fact that the iPhone 4 is not absolutely ideal. The Master may or may not have told him to get over it and [...]

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