Let’s see.
1. Pick a hot button. (Done.)
2. Make up a logic thread that offends every motto, credo, and stated philosopy of the site. (Yup.)
3. Push the button. (Got it.)
4. Stand on the button. (Yup.)
5. Stomp on the button. (Uh huh.)
6. Jump up and down on the *&^%$#@ button. (Check.)
Lo, and behold, more than a single [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Follies of Humanity'
Erin Andrews, Michael Jackson, Bing, Cash for Clunkers, Hulu
July 31st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Baseless Rant, Follies of Humanity, Malware
Apple is being assaulted (ASSAULTED) by a new wave of hackers. I read it on the internet. It must be true, right?
Any minute now, hordes of hackers will descend on the Macintosh platform with technologically advanced malware that Apple will be powerless to control.
Is it just me, or has some “Apple Security Expert” or another [...]
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Microsoft Stores: Between the Lines
July 27th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Apple Store, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Microsoft, Political Crap, The Stock Market, Windows 7, Zune, iPhone, iPhone killer
If you haven’t heard about the upcoming Microsoft Stores, go boil some water.
Microsoft is going to open retail stores. After they stock a shelf with floor models of Office, Money, Windows, and a Zune, what then? Pet food? Plumbing? Rare and Vintage auto parts (Nobody beats our price on original Volkswagen Beetle radiator caps)?
Apple has [...]
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Microsoft is Spending Money
March 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Follies of Humanity, Malware, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft
Did you see the new Microsoft ad? Sure you have. Lauren has to have a 17″ laptop. She can’t spend more than $1000. So she ends up buying an HP. Not a Dell. Not a frigging Acer or Sony or Samsung. An HP.
Wait until she gets the bad news. The fecking thing has a crippled [...]
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Darling Furball, Annoyed by Proxy
March 25th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Apple Event, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Punditbots and Fundtards, The End of the World as We Know It, Überdumbass
I am so starved for something to blather about that I went over and read Gruber’s posts today. Quite predictably, it was almost as much of a waste as reading a flame war over on MacDailyNews.
Anyway, over on Darling Furball, there’s a link to a piece on another blog. This other blog bitches that it’s [...]
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