Apple’s imminent demise has been predicted continuously since about 1977. The reasons have never changed: Proprietary software Vertical integration Failure to license the OS Steve Jobs is an asshole Niche market I just read an article a couple of days ago on BusinessInsider that pretty much rehashed all of that. The great part was that [...]
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It’s Tuesday.
August 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Death of the computer, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, The Stock Market, iPad, iPhone
Apple didn’t announce anything huge today. They must be saving up. AAPL went up a few bucks after languishing for a while. It doesn’t mean anything. Apple has always been a rotten stock for traders. if you like to get in and out quickly with a profit, invest in commodities. … I just read over [...]
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Miscellaneous
July 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Gadgetry, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad killer
Apple has a cool new product coming out later this year. Duh. Everybody on the echosphere is reporting The Magic Pad. They don’t even begin to understand the ramifications of this new technology. Deep Somethingorother, my mole deep within the uncharted depths of Apple’s laboratories, has reported to me on the next great thing. It’s [...]
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Antennagate
July 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Tablet, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
It seems that Master Jobst Fimil has stirred up the legions of Apple haters. Daring Fireball has linked a bunch of videos showing other phones with the same antenna problems as the iPhone 4. All of them have a way you shouldn’t hold them. Imagine that. All those other manufacturers saying, “Nuh uh” are full [...]
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Steve Went to Paris
July 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Tablet, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone
Apple opened a new store in Paris. Steve Jobs was there. If this makes you desperately need to see a video of Steve Jobs in an Apple Store, go search it in YouTube. It’s there. If I thought that was more newsworthy than Lindsay Lohan’s “Fuck U” fingernail, I’d post a link. I don’t. … [...]
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