Entries Tagged as 'General Detritus'

Zip. Flop.

April 17th, 2015 · No Comments · General Detritus

Everywhere you look the Watch is a flop. I’ve been reading. All over the innertubes you can find stories that tell how Apple is screwed up because of the introduction of the Watch. A lot of the older stuff about how the device is technically inferior, ugly, useless, of no particular value has made its […]

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 Watch Debuts

April 10th, 2015 · No Comments · General Detritus

For those who doubt: The  Watch is sold out. Apple opened up pre-orders this morning at the stroke of midnight, and the dogdamn thing sold out like eleven seconds later. Okay, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but it’s close. You could still get one or two  Watch Editions for five or six minutes, […]

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Indiana Wants Me?

March 31st, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

Note to Tim Cook:   First of all, I love you man. But you’re on the wrong side of this one, dude. Christians believe the Bible calls homosexual relations sinful. Christians believe that marriage is the divine consecration of sexual relations between a man and a woman. Ergo, Christians believe that having a “wedding” to […]

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Unbecoming Steve Jobs Stuff

March 30th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

Some of you may have read “Becoming Steve Jobs.” I did. I liked it. There’s a lot of stuff out there being said about the book. A lot of people think that because the actual people who knew him think it’s a good book it must be just a cultish hagiography. I didn’t think it […]

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Wanna Buy a Watch?

March 19th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

 Watch. There. I said it. …. Every company who makes anything electronic is going to introduce something that sits on your wrist. Everybody. Microsoft has the “Band,” now. The Band isn’t really a watch. It isn’t really a band, either, I mean not like the Moody Blues is a band, anyway. Except the Microsoft […]

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Next!

March 15th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

The  Watch cometh. Apple is releasing a new thing in just a couple of weeks. You can tell. The punditbots are going gorilla fecal matter over the thing. Most of the commentary I’ve read has been negative. The  Watch will not sell well The  Watch is ugly The  Watch is technically inferior The  Watch will further isolate […]

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