AAPL has been bouncing around like a Jack Russell Terrier with a tick on its ass. It just depends on what the latest rumor or prediction is, and who made it. I’m still buying. You do what you want. … WWDC is just around the corner. Apple is going to announce some neat stuff. I, [...]

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This just in. Deep Somethingorother has been reporting from deep in the bowels of Apple’s dungeons to bring us leading edge information on the Apple products to be introduced in June. Apple will introduce the iBand. It will look like one of those rubber things everybody wears to signify one thing and another. I love [...]

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I’ve been remiss in my duties lately. I’ve been reading the innertubes, but I haven’t been sharing anything with anybody about it because, well, nothing significant is being said. Apple is asking for a tax holiday so they can bring a hundred and some billions of dollars back to the USA. That would be kind [...]

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Have you noticed AAPL is tanking? Forbes says Apple is doomed. Actually, it’s a guy named Peter Cohan, who I never heard of, who gives seven reasons. He bases his entire argument on arguing with Henry Blodget.  So we have one asshat hit-whore arguing with another asshat hit-whore about what works better on the corner [...]

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I’ve been saying for a long time that Microsoft is dead. I’ve probably been saying it as long as this blog has been ignored. Well, I still think it’s true. The king is dead, long live the king. Windows had its day in the sun. It’s toast. Windows Ate is convincing people not to buy [...]

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Android is winning. I’d like to also note that Tim Cook is not (in case you don’t watch the news) Steve Jobs. He is also not Jim Thorpe, Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Moses, Jimmy the Greek, or Kurt Vonnegut. It’s also entirely possible that he isn’t Elvis Presley or Jim Morrison. … There is no [...]

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