Entries Tagged as 'General Detritus'

Crucial Data and Vital Information. Your Hipness and Style Points Rely on Crap Like This. There Will Be No Mention of “Bossy,” Obamacare, Michelle Obama, Cliven Bundy or BLM. Except that I Didn’t Know BM Even Had a Middle Initial

April 21st, 2014 · No Comments · General Detritus

Two thing you absolutely must know if you are to stay “hip” or whatever: Tomorrow is Earth Day. Nene is an idiot. If you don’t know who Nene is, Earth Day probably won’t matter much to you, either. My wife watches Dancing With the Stars. I’m not sure which one is Nene, because I don’t [...]

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Random, But Not Necessarily Deliberate

April 14th, 2014 · No Comments · General Detritus

We’re on vacation. Palm Springs, CA. This is where you want to be if trying to look young is a huge thing for you. It’s in style here. It really doesn’t matter how old you are, develop a physique that says “famine,” and wear designer clothes. At least wear short pants/skirt and expose as much [...]

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Around the Innertubes in 80 Column Inches (or fewer)

April 9th, 2014 · No Comments · General Detritus

  MacDailyNews is reporting that DigiTimes is reporting that flexible circuit boards are being tested by Apple for possible inclusion in iWatch. DigiTimes predicts that the iWatch will be introduced in September. Do with that information what you will. A flexible circuit board may also indicate that Apple is developing…. iDodgeball/iMedicineball/iBasketball iSeatcushion iShockabsorber iElbowpatch (ultra-suede or [...]

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Wearing Thin.

April 3rd, 2014 · 1 Comment · General Detritus

Good grief. I think I’m finally bored with the whole Apple thing. Why? Because it’s not interesting anymore. Nobody is saying anything new, or even anything not incredibly trite and stupid. Really. No joke. Let’s take a look at what’s going on right now. New Products There haven’t been any category-creating products since the iPad. [...]

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New and Improved

March 25th, 2014 · Comments Off · General Detritus

There’s a new book out called Haunted Empire. It’s about how Tim Cook isn’t Steve Jobs. I’m serious. The whole damn book is about how Apple has lost its way since the passing of The Master. Apple is a business. You measure the success of a business in dollars. Apple is worth more dollars, and [...]

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Random Observations and Sarcasm

March 14th, 2014 · Comments Off · General Detritus

You might think the government doesn’t have the resources to use Facebook to tap into your personal hard disc drive and see what you have in there. You might have the mental acuity of a lawn gnome, too. Yes, the NSA can and will take a look at private hard disc drives using your Facebook [...]

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