Entries Tagged as 'General Detritus'

A Few Words about Microsoft

May 17th, 2015 · No Comments · General Detritus

As a resident of Washington State, I think it’s important that Microsoft remains a successful enterprise. Microsoft doesn’t seem evil anymore. Have you noticed? Back in the 80s and 90s, they were evil. Around Y2k, they were still satan, but the luster was beginning to fade a little. In 2006, when Vistasucks hit the streets […]

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News. Okay, not really.

May 8th, 2015 · No Comments · General Detritus

I’ve been slack. I just haven’t been doing anything. It’s all because of the Watch. Apple is selling them as fast as they can make them, and the punditbots can’t even look up and say, “Damn, that thing is working.” The punditbots have to put a negative spin on the Watch. I’m sorry, but it’s […]

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The Watch has Come

April 24th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

It’s out there. You can get one. Well, not you specifically, but some people have them. They’re Watches. If you’re one of the lucky few to get one, they rock. If you didn’t get yours then everyone who got one sucks. Apple sucks. America sucks. If you’re a celebrity like, say, Neil Cavuto, who wasn’t […]

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Can’t Find My Way Home

April 19th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

I don’t know what’s going on. I’m lost. I’m confused. I’m starting to feel like I should walk naked into the woods to atone for the sin of having been born. Not really, but still. The stupidity is starting to get to me. I was over on MacDailyNews. I always go there. They work really […]

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Zip. Flop.

April 17th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

Everywhere you look the Watch is a flop. I’ve been reading. All over the innertubes you can find stories that tell how Apple is screwed up because of the introduction of the Watch. A lot of the older stuff about how the device is technically inferior, ugly, useless, of no particular value has made its […]

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 Watch Debuts

April 10th, 2015 · Comments Off · General Detritus

For those who doubt: The  Watch is sold out. Apple opened up pre-orders this morning at the stroke of midnight, and the dogdamn thing sold out like eleven seconds later. Okay, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but it’s close. You could still get one or two  Watch Editions for five or six minutes, […]

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