The “cloud” thingy is getting some press lately. It seems your Apple device will play music using your iDisk as a source. Apparently the cloud isn’t going to have as much impact on life as Paris Hilton giving a blowjob on YouTube. Dang. I’m so disappointed. … The European Commision is supporting iPhone, but not [...]
Entries Tagged as 'General Detritus'
The Echosphere
July 30th, 2010 · 1 Comment · General Detritus
How to read the Apple echosphere. In order for there to be an echo, there must be an original sound. You must monitor the innertubes continuously, on a moment by moment basis to capture that original emanation. The individual contributors to the echosphere capture their pet peeves out of context from the initial spew, quote [...]
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A few more things
July 29th, 2010 · 1 Comment · General Detritus
I forgot to mention a few things last night. Some of these are secondary and even tertiary concerns, but they seem to spark crises on a regular basis. 1. Master Jobst Fimil tries to present Apple’s products in the best possible light. This makes him the same as every person who sells anything. He’s really [...]
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Boredom has its Benefits
July 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Event, Distant Flame Wars, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, iPhone
I didn’t have anything pressing to get done on Friday, so I watched a live feed of the iPhone 4 special event. Master Jobst Fimil said, “Bullshit.” After listening to his explanation, and then comparing his explanation to reality, I think he’s right. Bullshit. I’m only reading about the iPhone 4 problems on blogs. There’s [...]
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Can’t Find My Way Home.
July 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, General Detritus, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPhone, iPhone killer
Just read, over on CNet, that Jonny Ive and Steve Jobs are on an official list of the smartest people in the tech business. This is “news.” … Here’s why I don’t subscribe to the Salt Lake Tribune: Their punditbot, here, says: The term “iPhone Killer” is “one of the most overused epithets in the [...]
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