Entries Tagged as 'Hewlett-Packard'

The last girl at the kegger (the next morning)

August 6th, 2012 · Comments Off · Android, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, iPhone, Malware, Operating Systems

That’s how Slimesung’s lawyers are going to feel after the trial in San Francisco. Jim Dalrymple over on The Loop says it better than I can, but you don’t need a degree in computer science to look at what Samdung was selling in 2006 and compare it to what they were selling in 2007. What they [...]

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2012 Preview

December 28th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Apple TV, Blackberry, Death of the computer, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes, Licensing OS X, Netbooks, Operating Systems, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tim Cook, Windows 7

All of us devout Apple watchers know that there are new things on the horizon for 2012. Why? Because Apple has 100,000,000,000.00 USD. To get an idea how much that is, picture your house and the neighbors house stuffed to overflowing with 100-dollar bills. Fun things are bound to happen. Now imagine all that and [...]

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2011 Year in Review

December 22nd, 2011 · 4 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Apple TV, Charlie Sheen, Death of the computer, Dell, Follies of Humanity, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer, Madonna, Malware, Market Share, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Operating Systems, Patent Infringement, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, The End of the World as We Know It, Windows 7, Year in Review, Zune

January A man in California dropped his iPhone from a height of three feet onto a floor. The iPhone ceased functioning. Apple wouldn’t give him a new one. He filed a lawsuit against Apple. My Apple keyboard, on the 27th of this month, refused to capitalize the letter “Y” for one day. Oddly, this seems [...]

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iPad 3 Feature Set (top secret: eyes only)

September 9th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Android, Apple Tablet, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Punditbots and Fundtards, That's some funny shit right there., Vista sucks, Windows 7

You are not allowed to disseminate, share, tell, whisper, blather, report, pass on, or otherwise let anyone else know about what I’m about to tell you. Operating System: I was over on the International Business Times, and they think they have this big story on the features of the upcoming iPad 3. If you want [...]

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Bawahahahahahahahahahaha.

July 27th, 2011 · Comments Off · Android, Apple Tablet, General Detritus, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, iPhone, Lawsuits, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Patent Infringement, Predictions, Zune

There’s a report over on MacDailyFlameWars about some analyst predicting that in 2015 Apple will have a minority share in the iPad market. The analeestas are “Informa.” Their analysis involves upgrading Android without allowing for any upgrades in iPad. Their analysis also fails to note that there won’t be any such thing as Android in [...]

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I’m Out of Beer, and I’m Cranky

July 14th, 2011 · Comments Off · Android, App Store, Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Hewlett-Packard, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer

Lion is going to be released any second now. The whole world is waiting with bated breath. Why? Snow Leopard is working just fine. At least mine is. Yeah, there’ll be cool new stuff, but DAMN! You’re still going to be using the only integrated hardware/OS system on the planet. That won’t change. Your tech [...]

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