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Entries Tagged as 'iPad'

Retard. Typing.

August 31st, 2010 · 3 Comments · Apple Tablet, Death of the computer, Market Share, Netbooks, Operating Systems, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone Friendly Video

David Gewirtz has been typing again. This time over on ZDNet. I believe ZD stands for Zero Diligence. That seems to be the tenor of most of their recent posts  – rich with opinions, completely devoid of research. Like Rip Ragged but without the disclaimer. At least I’m honest about it. David, who claims to [...]

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Apple is Dying. It’s Over.

August 28th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Tablet, Death of the computer, Gadgetry, Linux, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Serious Stuff, iPad, iPad killer

Apple’s imminent demise has been predicted continuously since about 1977. The reasons have never changed: Proprietary software Vertical integration Failure to license the OS Steve Jobs is an asshole Niche market I just read an article a couple of days ago on BusinessInsider that pretty much rehashed all of that. The great part was that [...]

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WTF? (What’s That For?)

August 18th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPad

You should go read the Macalope’s most recent post. Tell him Rip sent you. The Horny One notes that Raw Benderly is still an idiot. But he does it in a way that makes you say, “Huh. Raw Benderly is still an idiot.” And you can laugh at the same time. …. I keep reading [...]

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It’s Tuesday.

August 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Death of the computer, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, The Stock Market, iPad, iPhone

Apple didn’t announce anything huge today. They must be saving up. AAPL went up a few bucks after languishing for a while. It doesn’t mean anything. Apple has always been a rotten stock for traders. if you like to get in and out quickly with a profit, invest in commodities. … I just read over [...]

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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance

August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer

Before we get into talking about anything important,  Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]

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Okay, I’m Getting Ill

August 4th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Death of the computer, General Detritus, Operating Systems, Vista sucks, iPad, iPad killer

The “cloud” thingy is getting some press lately. It seems your Apple device will play music using your iDisk as a source. Apparently the cloud isn’t going to have as much impact on life as Paris Hilton giving a blowjob on YouTube. Dang. I’m so disappointed. … The European Commision is supporting iPhone, but not [...]

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