Before we get into talking about anything important, Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]
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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance
August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
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Antennagate
July 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Tablet, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
It seems that Master Jobst Fimil has stirred up the legions of Apple haters. Daring Fireball has linked a bunch of videos showing other phones with the same antenna problems as the iPhone 4. All of them have a way you shouldn’t hold them. Imagine that. All those other manufacturers saying, “Nuh uh” are full [...]
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Good. Bad. Ugly.
July 12th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Android, Tablet, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
Samsung Galaxy S. iPhone killer. You read it here first, or possibly 23rd. It all depends on where you were when you started reading. If you like illiterate rambling, read the review at the above link. …. I read somewhere, today, that the Slate is still coming. Steve Ballmer believes it. … Some judge has [...]
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Can’t Find My Way Home.
July 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, General Detritus, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPhone, iPhone killer
Just read, over on CNet, that Jonny Ive and Steve Jobs are on an official list of the smartest people in the tech business. This is “news.” … Here’s why I don’t subscribe to the Salt Lake Tribune: Their punditbot, here, says: The term “iPhone Killer” is “one of the most overused epithets in the [...]
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Email from The Master
June 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Store, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
The Master’s email is the greatest thing in the world, lately. Master Jobst Fimil types a few brief notes and people swoon. You’d think that having the greatest visionary of this century shit on your opinion was something to strive for. The weird thing is, he knows you’re going to run out into the street [...]
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