Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]
Entries Tagged as 'iPhone'
Not much in the way of news…
February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
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I’m good, for now
February 3rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Adobe, App Store, Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, iPhone
GoDaddy.com, which advertises its business using the most refined possible examples of skin, has taken enough of my money to assure me that my domain names are safe for 1095.75 more days.
Thank the maker.
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Adobe’s CTO has taken to the internet in a poorly written blog entry to announce that he’s not lazy, and neither is [...]
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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)
January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS.
There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few career [...]
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Rumor Central
January 24th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Dell, Master Jobst Fimil, SuperBlow, Tablet, Tiger Woods, iPhone, iPhone killer
I’d be most remiss in my duties indeed if I failed to point out that today marks the beginning of the official “Bret Favre Retirement Watch.” He may or may not retire, beginning with today’s defeat at the hands of the New Orleans Saints.
That game was one of the best contests I’ve ever watched.
It rocked.
One [...]
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Goodness Gracious
December 2nd, 2009 · 4 Comments · General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, iPhone
Steve Jobs sends a brief email and the whole world goes gaga. I’m not sure if I have all the details right but it goes something like this.
Some guy wrote an iPhone app. The app had the term “stevejobsisafuckinggoober” in the title.
Well, the guy wrote a long email to His Steveness on scented paper in [...]
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The iPhone is For Sale in China
November 1st, 2009 · 5 Comments · Microsoft, Windows 7, iPhone, iPhone killer
The iPhone has hit the store shelves of China. Apparently the Chinese version does not have WiFi capability.
That’s going to suck.
Without WiFi in it Apple will probably only be able to sell a few hundred million units.
Dammit.
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The Windows 7 ad campaign is beyond lame. Apparently real people saying, “I’m a PC, and Windows 7 was [...]
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