Apple didn’t announce anything huge today. They must be saving up. AAPL went up a few bucks after languishing for a while. It doesn’t mean anything. Apple has always been a rotten stock for traders. if you like to get in and out quickly with a profit, invest in commodities. … I just read over [...]
Entries Tagged as 'iPhone'
It’s Tuesday.
August 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Death of the computer, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Punditbots and Fundtards, The Stock Market, iPad, iPhone
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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance
August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
Before we get into talking about anything important, Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]
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Jail Break
August 3rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Punditbots and Fundtards, iPhone
A federal judge has ruled that it’s legal to Jail Break an iPhone 4. Meh. The argument is on that Steve Jobs is Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Homer Simpson all rolled up into one dictatorial, nationalist, incompetent bastard because he’s restricting freedom. Horse hockey. Hack your iPhone or go buy a Droid if you [...]
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Antennagate
July 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Tablet, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
It seems that Master Jobst Fimil has stirred up the legions of Apple haters. Daring Fireball has linked a bunch of videos showing other phones with the same antenna problems as the iPhone 4. All of them have a way you shouldn’t hold them. Imagine that. All those other manufacturers saying, “Nuh uh” are full [...]
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Boredom has its Benefits
July 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Event, Distant Flame Wars, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, iPhone
I didn’t have anything pressing to get done on Friday, so I watched a live feed of the iPhone 4 special event. Master Jobst Fimil said, “Bullshit.” After listening to his explanation, and then comparing his explanation to reality, I think he’s right. Bullshit. I’m only reading about the iPhone 4 problems on blogs. There’s [...]
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Good. Bad. Ugly.
July 12th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Android, Tablet, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
Samsung Galaxy S. iPhone killer. You read it here first, or possibly 23rd. It all depends on where you were when you started reading. If you like illiterate rambling, read the review at the above link. …. I read somewhere, today, that the Slate is still coming. Steve Ballmer believes it. … Some judge has [...]
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