Entries Tagged as 'iTunes Rivals'

iPhone Killer News

August 2nd, 2008 · 4 Comments

Nokia is going to launch yet another iPhone Killer.
This one is even better than the N95, so they put their branding geniuses in a high level meeting with their staff mathematician. They exerted the creative innovation of a proven world leader in mobile communications technology and named it (No. I’m not kidding) the N96.

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Tags: General Detritus · Malware · Microsoft · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals

Michael Jackson Killed by Alien Race of Elvis Impersonators

July 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I feel cheap and dirty. I just joined a slashdot flamewar.
The thread started when somebody noted that Apple is going to sue Little Psystar (pronounced: SIS-ter) for violation of the terms of the OS X EULA. You know, cloning when the book says you can’t.
This will probably be a legal test case for whether EULAs […]

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Tags: DRM Follies · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Leopard · Little Psystar · Predictions · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals

Greg Krakow Thinks the iPhone 3G Stinks

July 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

If you saunter over to the top of a MacDailyNews flamewar you can see a link to a video in which you will find out that, with proper punctuation and capitalization, my headline tonight is two lies. Greg Krakow thinks. The iPhone 3G stinks. See?
Some other folks have reviewed it rather positively. Mossberg and Pogue […]

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Tags: Fake Steve · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Microsoft · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · Zune · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals

Mac Market Share Near 8%

July 1st, 2008 · 19 Comments

Yawn.
The innertubes are all abother about market share again.
Market share doesn’t matter. Market share is a number you talk about if you don’t know what matters, or if you’re talking to people who don’t know what matters. Sometimes both.
Apple is selling stuff. Lots of stuff.
If you want to see numbers that matter, look HERE.
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Tags: DRM Follies · Darling Furball · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Stock Market · iPhone · iTunes Rivals

Vista: Sucks by Popular Demand

June 22nd, 2008 · 11 Comments

Apparently, Dell is going to extend sales of XP. This is due to the widely help opinion that XP sucks less than Vista. This wouldn’t be reason for concern except that, well, Vista is over a year old. It should be a mature operating system by now. Leopard had a few bugs at the outset, […]

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Tags: Browsers · General Detritus · Leopard · Master Jobst Fimil · Operating Systems · Predictions · Snow Leopard · Vista sucks · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals

The iPhone is dead. DEAD. (Part II)

June 20th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Forbes reports that the iPhone is not perfect. Because Forbes is a cutting edge incredibly old financial magazine, they had Brian Caulfield do a cutting edge rehash of some incredibly old crap. You would think that a magazine with the clout of Forbes would insist on original writing. Nope. Seven things that make an iPhone […]

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Tags: Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Punditbots and Fundtards · Zune · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals