Oh, man. Let me tell you what. The analysts, having no real lives to speak of and zero information to work with, are just predicting the crap out of everything Apple. A few tidbits from around and about the lame-ass-predictosphere: Beefed up Apple TV The new version of Apple TV will boast more torque, better [...]
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Dear Dan….
January 7th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Apple Event, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Just stuff, Macworld Expo, Überdumbass
Dear Dan Lyons, Thank you for providing the illustration of the point in last night’s post that said the only way you found the Keyhole Speech boring is if you don’t get it. It’s perfect. You don’t get it, and you found the presentation dull. Then, as though it wasn’t enough to provide a picture next [...]
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Microsoft: In
December 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Dell, Just stuff, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards
Microsoft just released Seadragon; an iPhone app. It’s free. I just started playing with it. It seems to rock. Weird. … Anyway, as usual I’ve been reading retards all over the innertubes who relish pissing in Apple’s Cheerios®. Apple sucks, according to a lot of dumbasses on the internet. Educating them is called “smug.” Those [...]
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There isn’t much to discuss…..
November 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Baseless Rant, Follies of Humanity, General Detritus, Just stuff
Um….well…. I was reading the National Enquirer today. The whole thing took about a minute and a half. They mentioned Jen, Angelina, and Brad somebody. I’m pretty sure there were last names. … Slow weekend. … Here’s a weird thing that has never worked for me: People say, “remember where you’re from.” Usually they mean [...]
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Zune is Cool
November 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Blackberry, Follies of Humanity, General Detritus, Just stuff, Microsoft, Predictions, The Enterprise, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune
I read it. I think it was on Forbes. Some cat named “Common” uses it. There you have it. As soon as Microsoft gets through with the whole “Vista Capable” thing maybe Zune will lift them up to being a cutting edge company again. Of course, that should be just about time for “Windows 7 [...]
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