Entries Tagged as 'Leopard'

Brief Note

October 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Has anyone noticed about the new “cloud” operating system from Microsoft? It’s called “Azure” according to the echosphere.
Azure = Blue
Blue = Clear sky
Clear sky = no clouds
So, instead of computing in the clouds, what? Maybe there’s a pie in the sky.
I think I’ll stick with Unix on my hard drive.
Thanks.

The new MacBook doesn’t have FireWire. […]

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Tags: Blackberry · History of the Personal Computer · Just stuff · Leopard · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Operating Systems · Punditbots and Fundtards |

Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Apple Rah-Rah Stuff

October 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m spending a few minutes as I write doing a very cursory bit of research. 
We already know that Apple has $25B in the bank and no debt, and that Apple could buy Dell with their cash on hand and still have enough money left over for a six-pack and a large pizza.
How does Apple stack […]

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Tags: General Detritus · Leopard · MOAB · Malware · Microsoft · Operating Systems · The Stock Market · Vista sucks · Windows 7 |

The Echosphere is in Full Swing

October 4th, 2008 · 9 Comments

You may not write anything related to Apple without mentioning that Steve Jobs did not have a heart attack. That is news.
Steve Jobs has not engaged in menagé a trois with barnyard animals; he hasn’t run across the San Francisco Bay Bridge naked. Master Jobst Fimil has not been offered the job of manager of […]

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Tags: Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · Leopard · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Enterprise · The Stock Market · iPhone · iPhone killer |

It’s Over

September 17th, 2008 · 10 Comments

The echosphere is reporting that the Gates-Seinfeld virus has been isolated and destroyed. They’re giving up the oblique attacks on the “Get a Mac” ads. They’re going to attack Justin Long directly.
Be on the lookout for a stunned and deranged John Hodgman look-alike carrying Acme products.

The new anthem of the anti-Apple blogosphere:
I’ve got my hands […]

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Tags: General Detritus · Leopard · Microsoft · Political Crap · iPhone · iPhone killer |

The New Leopard Upgrade is Available

September 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yippee!
I’ll install it tomorrow.

My hard-core Windows-loving colleague just succumbed to iPhone envy and got himself a 3G iPhone. He’s in love.
It’s fun to watch him showing me all the cool things it does.

Big news. Some apps are not making the cut for the App Store. Dang. Gruber has his panties in a twist. D.E. Dilger […]

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Tags: Darling Furball · General Detritus · Leopard · Microsoft · Monopoly · Punditbots and Fundtards · Roughly Drafted · Zune · iPhone |

Starting to Spot a Pattern

September 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments

If you look at political news, there are two names in every article – Obama and Palin.
If you read a mobile phone article, iPhone is in almost every one.
Right now, the iPhone is more familiar to more people than any other phone model on the planet, with the possible exception of Blackberry.
Sarah Palin is more […]

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Tags: Baseless Rant · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Leopard · Master Jobst Fimil · Operating Systems · Political Crap · Predictions · Sarah Palin · Snow Leopard · The Stock Market · Vista sucks · iPhone · iPhone killer |