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Entries Tagged as 'Leopard'

Not much in the way of news…

February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone

Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]

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Good grief.

January 23rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Event, Apple Tablet, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Linux, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7

On Wednesday, the big event will finally be here.
By this time on Wednesday – the tabletgasm behind us – we will all have had a chance to mop up the spillage, smoke a cigarette, and maybe snuggle for a few minutes.
The tech press is going to need some .01% hydrocortisone on the tender parts so [...]

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Whew. That’s over with.

June 8th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Apple Event, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Master Jobst Fimil

Dang. Did you see that?
Phil Schiller emceed a pretty cool show today. Let’s recap shall we? All the things everybody has been sniping about for at least a year are now real.

Cut and paste.
MMS
Voice dialing
Voice control
Price drops on laptops including the MacBook Air Jordan SSD
Snow Leopard
$99 iPhone 3G
iPhone  3G S
32 Gb iPhone
Safari 4.0

I fully expect [...]

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There are rumors.

March 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Dell, Gadgetry, Leopard, Operating Systems, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Snow Leopard, iPhone

Rumors abound concerning the iPhone 3.0. Absolutely NONE of the rumors has been attributed to ANYONE who is actually employed by Apple Inc.
So we start with the basic tale of a poor girl spinning straw into gold, and before you know it there are ogres and pixies and dragons and princes and fairy godmothers and [...]

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Analysts Predict Shit: Lots and Lots of Shit

February 5th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General Detritus, Just stuff, Leopard, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Operating Systems, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Snow Leopard, The End of the World as We Know It, Windows 7, iPhone

Oh, man. Let me tell you what. The analysts, having no real lives to speak of and zero information to work with, are just predicting the crap out of everything Apple. A few tidbits from around and about the lame-ass-predictosphere:
Beefed up Apple TV
The new version of Apple TV will boast more torque, better traction, 33 [...]

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January 6th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Apple Event, Apple TV, DRM Follies, Leopard, Master Jobst Fimil, Operating Systems, Punditbots and Fundtards, Snow Leopard, iTunes, iTunes Rivals

Did anyone watch the Keyhole speech? I didn’t. I read about it. If you read enough places you’ll find out it bored the crap out of a lot of punditbots. “Where,” they wondered aloud,”are the pyrotechnics, the dancing Shaolin Monks, the amazing and mysterious creations and the great panjandrum himself? Whence the hell our bread [...]

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