Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Licensing OS X'
Not much in the way of news…
February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
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Good grief.
January 23rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Event, Apple Tablet, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Linux, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7
On Wednesday, the big event will finally be here.
By this time on Wednesday – the tabletgasm behind us – we will all have had a chance to mop up the spillage, smoke a cigarette, and maybe snuggle for a few minutes.
The tech press is going to need some .01% hydrocortisone on the tender parts so [...]
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Some Blogs are just Stupid
December 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Android, GuhNooo, Licensing OS X, MOAB, iPhone, iTunes, Überdumbass
Apple Insider has fallen from grace. They’re reporting that Apple should sell a $599 netbook thingy. Whelp. You guys are dumbasses. The iPhone is everything a netbook will be, with the exception that the netbook – when there is such a thing – will have a decent frigging network.
The iPhone does it all and then [...]
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