Entries Tagged as 'Macalope'

Trouble in Paradise

August 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Over at Business 2.0, they’re reporting “iPhone: Trouble in the App Store.”
Apple is pulling a few Apps. Box Office, I Am Rich, and Nullriver are the three they mention. They don’t mention Slasher. If you don’t know, Slasher is similar to PhoneSaber, but it shows a kitchen knife and makes macabre noises when you move […]

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Tags: Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · Macalope · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · iPhone · iPhone killer |

Retards Piss Me OFF.

July 24th, 2008 · 4 Comments

All over the dogdamn innertubes idiots are on their back legs hooting about the health of Steve Jobs.
There’s this one fart whisperer over on Macalope yammering all kinds of crap – linking opinions on other sites to support his own opinion that His Steveness needs to be disclosing his frigging pulse and blood pressure as […]

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Tags: Macalope · Punditbots and Fundtards · Serious Stuff |

The iPhone 3G Cures Cancer

July 7th, 2008 · 10 Comments

There. That ought to generate a little traffic.
Apple is getting better and better at generating buzz for upcoming products. I’ll bet half a box of Kleenex® and a brass bookmark George W. Bush would get less press coverage jumping naked from the third story of a burning brothel than the iPhone 3G has gotten.
The weird […]

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Tags: Baseless Rant · Darling Furball · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Macalope · Master Jobst Fimil · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks · iPhone |

Interesting note on Little Psystar

June 19th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Apple Insider is reporting that Little Psystar (pronounced: SIS-ter) is introducing an Xserve clone that runs Leopard Server. Take this with a grain of salt and a wedge of lime - I mean if you really must drink shitty tequila – the death of Psystar  is going to be big and bloody and ugly.
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Tags: Apple TV · DRM Follies · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Global Warming · Leopard · Little Psystar · Macalope · Master Jobst Fimil · Political Crap · Predictions · Punditbots and Fundtards · Snow Leopard · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals |

OS X v. 10.5.4? 10.6?

June 3rd, 2008 · 7 Comments

Oh, the rumor mill is just abuzz. Positively frigging delusional in fact. In order for the iPhone two point oh to live up to all the hype it will have to do more stuff better than the current one does.

I was reading over on Daring Fireball. There’s a funny quote on their from a CIO. […]

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Tags: Baseless Rant · Darling Furball · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Macalope · Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Predictions · Punditbots and Fundtards · The Enterprise · iPhone |

Time to Catch Up

May 20th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Well, this just sucks. I’ve been ignoring the whole innertube for days.
Rob Enderle spouted some more FUD. This time about iPhone 2.0. What a dork. See the Macalope for more on this one. The Horny One captures this very nicely.

John Moltz lives. 
And he’s still funnier than me.

I’m pretty sure this will not be introduced on […]

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Tags: Baseless Rant · DRM Follies · Macalope · Punditbots and Fundtards · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals |