I’m spending a few minutes as I write doing a very cursory bit of research. 
We already know that Apple has $25B in the bank and no debt, and that Apple could buy Dell with their cash on hand and still have enough money left over for a six-pack and a large pizza.
How does Apple stack […]

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Steve Jobs’ obit was “accidentally” posted by a day trading short seller on Bloomberg today.
Some people of only average stupidity had their “awareness of Steve Jobs health heightened,” and sold AAPL because they they have less intelligence than a desk drawer full of floppy discs and magnets. I’m sure the Bloomberg guy made his money.
People […]

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Thanks to zacksback we now have two links to places that talk about Vista Sucking.
I went and read the sites so you don’t have to. Trust me. You’re glad you don’t have to.
The first link is to a place called “cryptogon.com,” where they have determined that Vista has a security hole that makes the Mexican […]

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Nokia is going to launch yet another iPhone Killer.
This one is even better than the N95, so they put their branding geniuses in a high level meeting with their staff mathematician. They exerted the creative innovation of a proven world leader in mobile communications technology and named it (No. I’m not kidding) the N96.

You all think […]

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The BlackBerry Bold will be available some day right here in the the U.S. of A. It’s on CNBC. It must be true.
Whee.
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If you do a search for Paul Rubens, you can probably find a story by a typing student with a very low IQ babbling about IT stuff. He doesn’t think you should allow […]

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Well, reduced to nothing except panicked screeching, the world of Status Quo has reset to their default position on Apple: Security by obscurity. Now, though, they’ve taken the converse position.
Now that Apples are selling well, they exclaim, hackers are starting to target Macs. No, really. I got this off of Fox News (We distort. You […]

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