That’s why we can’t get the useless “Photosynth” app for our Macs. Maybe if they hired a comic spokesdroid from this century they could be cooler.
Dammit.
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iPhone killer news:
Nokia N96 is reported as an iPhone killer in the India Times. Some of the features include…
A slide out numeric phone keypad (no qwerty)
16 GB of Flash memory […]

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There’s this former Microsoft employee over on ZDNet. His picture is on the banner. He has one of those big toothpaste ad smiles that would make Donny and Marie Osmond look depressed. John Carroll is the name he uses. Harlot Scarlet lipstick.
His post, “Linux, user interfaces and copying Apple,” is a rambling babble about how […]

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No news.
All I can find is some old crap about who’s going to inherit the throne when The Master abdicates. Mostly, all the macabre bastards are speculating about is what will happen to their precious portfolios if His Steveness croaks. Ghouls.
There isn’t any new iPhone Killer news.
Nothing about the Zune.
Nothing about Little Psystar.
 
There isn’t any […]

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Shut up, half-wit, hit-mongering assholes. Okay? The fecking story is over. Go get a massage. Have a beer. Do some research and write about something real.
DOG Dammit all.
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Microsoft has created a spherical computer display. It’s called (no, I’m not kidding) Sphere.
The notion that Microsoft doesn’t have balls has been dashed on the jagged rocks below. […]

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The internet is all abuzz about your health. Legal scholars are debating what information you owe to who, and when. Almost all of it is horseshit. “Almost,” only because with that much chaff there’s bound to be some wheat somewhere. I’ve found idle speculation and unattributed quotes from unnamed sources. All chaff (except the off […]

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Well, reduced to nothing except panicked screeching, the world of Status Quo has reset to their default position on Apple: Security by obscurity. Now, though, they’ve taken the converse position.
Now that Apples are selling well, they exclaim, hackers are starting to target Macs. No, really. I got this off of Fox News (We distort. You […]

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