iPad Killer: 1,740,000 results on Google.
Meh.
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Master Jobst Fimil’s biography is big news. I’ll buy a copy when it’s available. Other than that, I don’t think it’s going to change the world much.
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Apple sues HTC over patent infringement. 20 patents are named. This is huge.
Among the patented technologies are:
The ability to see through walls
Faster than a [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Master Jobst Fimil'
iPad Killer
March 3rd, 2010 · 6 Comments · Gadgetry, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Master Jobst Fimil
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Gasbag alert
March 2nd, 2010 · 15 Comments · Baseless Rant, Distant Flame Wars, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards
Raw Benderly is holding forth again over on TG Daily. Illustrating the time-honored adage that wise men speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.
He asks the rhetorical question “Steve Jobs’ Biography: World Changing or Sugared Water.” Then he goes on to discuss the various different forms a [...]
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Well, Whaddya Know?
February 17th, 2010 · 15 Comments · App Store, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iTunes Rivals
Kodak is suing Apple, now. It only stands to reason. Have you noticed that several Apple products have sides at right angles to each other? Kodak invented that. Also, most of Apple’s products have buttons. Kodak was putting buttons on their shit years before Apple even existed.
I’m frightened, Auntie Em.
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The iPad SDK is on the [...]
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Apple is just fine
February 16th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple Tablet, Fake Steve, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil
The New York Times has two units arguing over how to price their content for the iPad.
The print guys want to charge a dollar a week, while the digital guys want to keep it below five dollars a month.
We’ll see how this goes.
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The Master is reported to have authorized his biography. Of all the things [...]
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Not much in the way of news…
February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]
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Just Another Day
January 25th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Master Jobst Fimil, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Recession, Tablet
The FRIG reporting is reaching a crescendo. It was exacerbated today by Apple reporting record earnings. Record earnings.
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Raw Benderly posted something over on TechNewsWorld today that is impressive, even for him (her/it). The basic premise of the post is that the tablet will be the most influential product in Apple’s history unless it fails. Apple [...]
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