Before we get into talking about anything important, Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Master Jobst Fimil'
Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance
August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
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Boredom has its Benefits
July 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Event, Distant Flame Wars, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, iPhone
I didn’t have anything pressing to get done on Friday, so I watched a live feed of the iPhone 4 special event. Master Jobst Fimil said, “Bullshit.” After listening to his explanation, and then comparing his explanation to reality, I think he’s right. Bullshit. I’m only reading about the iPhone 4 problems on blogs. There’s [...]
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Steve Went to Paris
July 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Tablet, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone
Apple opened a new store in Paris. Steve Jobs was there. If this makes you desperately need to see a video of Steve Jobs in an Apple Store, go search it in YouTube. It’s there. If I thought that was more newsworthy than Lindsay Lohan’s “Fuck U” fingernail, I’d post a link. I don’t. … [...]
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Email from The Master
June 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Store, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
The Master’s email is the greatest thing in the world, lately. Master Jobst Fimil types a few brief notes and people swoon. You’d think that having the greatest visionary of this century shit on your opinion was something to strive for. The weird thing is, he knows you’re going to run out into the street [...]
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