Apple’s imminent demise has been predicted continuously since about 1977. The reasons have never changed: Proprietary software Vertical integration Failure to license the OS Steve Jobs is an asshole Niche market I just read an article a couple of days ago on BusinessInsider that pretty much rehashed all of that. The great part was that [...]
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No Post Tonight
August 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Baseless Rant, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The Stock Market, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone Friendly Video
I decided not to post anything tonight. I’m just not in the mood. Go read this, instead. … If you decide to come back here, just realize that I have no urge to even consider posting anything. … I’m not going to say anything about the post on Apple Insider that discusses LG’s vaporous new [...]
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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance
August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
Before we get into talking about anything important, Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]
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Fake
July 1st, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7, iPad killer, iPhone
It turns out that the big email foofaraw in which Master Jobst Fimil told a shrieking, red-faced, indignant asshole to chill out was all just a crock of shit generated by a crank hoping to make a few bucks on the iPhone 4 antenna non-issue. There seem to be lawsuits vis-a-vis the death grip snivel. [...]
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Email from The Master
June 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Store, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
The Master’s email is the greatest thing in the world, lately. Master Jobst Fimil types a few brief notes and people swoon. You’d think that having the greatest visionary of this century shit on your opinion was something to strive for. The weird thing is, he knows you’re going to run out into the street [...]
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Oh Lord, It’s Happening
June 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Android, Apple Tablet, Contest, Death of the computer, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The End of the World as We Know It, The Stock Market, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
Well, once again I’ve been reading around the innertubes. Apple is totally off the deep end, this time. The old chestnut about licensing is back in a number of places. Apple is repeating the mistakes of the 80s. Pundits with the mental capacity of ripe cabbages are reporting (again) that the biggest mistake Apple ever [...]
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