Apple is so kicking the tech-planet’s ass right now.
The argument on the innertubes about the iPad’s technical this-and-that is distracting Apple’s “competition.”
The argument is by the geeks, for the geeks. Let’s see if I can articulate this.
99% of the argument about the technical merits of various tablets is between people who know the meaning of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Netbooks'
Light Reading
March 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPad
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Not much in the way of news…
February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]
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I’m good, for now
February 3rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Adobe, App Store, Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, iPhone
GoDaddy.com, which advertises its business using the most refined possible examples of skin, has taken enough of my money to assure me that my domain names are safe for 1095.75 more days.
Thank the maker.
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Adobe’s CTO has taken to the internet in a poorly written blog entry to announce that he’s not lazy, and neither is [...]
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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)
January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS.
There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few career [...]
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It’s January 27. The Big Frigging Day
January 26th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet
Let’s review what January 27th signifies.
In Europe and the U.K., they are observing various forms of Holocaust Remembrance.
In Serbia it is St. Sava Day.
It is the 43rd anniversary of the fire in Apollo 1.
It is the 27th anniversary of the joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Hot Lips Houlihan have in common?
A: Major Burns.
And on [...]
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Netbook
March 9th, 2009 · No Comments · General Detritus, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards
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PLEASE?
The argument between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell was an Ivy League debate compared to this constant fricking NETBOOK drumbeat.
Here is how the thing is going to pan out:
Listen closely, because when it happens the whole frigging fundtard, techblogospheroid, and punditbot community is going to make a noise you’d expect of a guy picking up [...]
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