Kodak is suing Apple, now. It only stands to reason. Have you noticed that several Apple products have sides at right angles to each other? Kodak invented that. Also, most of Apple’s products have buttons. Kodak was putting buttons on their shit years before Apple even existed. I’m frightened, Auntie Em. … The iPad SDK [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Patent Infringement'
Well, Whaddya Know?
February 17th, 2010 · 15 Comments · App Store, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iTunes Rivals
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It Seems There May Be iPhone Contenders
February 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments · App Store, Distant Flame Wars, Microsoft, Monopoly, Patent Infringement, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Snow Leopard, iPhone, iPhone killer
I report the headline only for completeness. As far as I can tell, there’s no substance. I’ve seen reports on dozens of blogs and dozens of sites that say Microsoft has a plan to unseat the iPhone as the predominant technology of the 21st century. They mention Samsung, Nokia, LG, and RIMjob as possible pretenders [...]
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Post II : The Sequel
February 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Android, DRM Follies, Gadgetry, Lawsuits, Little Psystar, Microsoft, Patent Infringement, Political Crap, Punditbots and Fundtards, Woz, iPhone, iPhone killer
There’s some other stuff I didn’t get to talk about earlier. I had to go get dinner and all. Even if you live under a rock in a remote part of Illinois, you’ll know that Woz is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. It just seems wrong to me on so many levels [...]
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February 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments · Adobe, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPhone killer
Right here is proof that “Dr.” doesn’t confer anything in the way of brains. It’s over on Forbes. This Dr. opines that Steve Jobs’ illness somehow couples with President Obama’s transparency doctrine to indicate that going forward you shouldn’t accept a promotion unless you’re willing to submit fecal samples to the press every Monday. No, [...]
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