Entries Tagged as 'Political Crap'

Apple has a Monopoly on OS X

August 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This is all over the internet as a possible violation of antitrust laws. Apple has a monopoly on their own product. It should be just fine for other people to repackage their intellectual property and sell it for a profit.
Excuse my cynicism, but that’s plain fecking stupid.
By the same logic it should be legal for […]

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Tags: Follies of Humanity · General Detritus · Little Psystar · Monopoly · Political Crap · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks

Android is Coming

August 16th, 2008 · 2 Comments

T-Mobile is going to offer the first Android phone.
Reports around the web indicate that it will NOT be an iPhone killer.
Suprised?

Apple’s next product is going to be so magnificent that all the imitators will be forced to skip their bowling nights to stay home and fret.
iPlanet will have predictive voice activated search. If someone asks […]

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Tags: Political Crap · Predictions · SuperBlow · iPhone killer

The Apple Lawsuit

July 2nd, 2008 · 8 Comments

Apple is being sued.
Write that down. Refer to it once a day.
If you need details on the ever-changing lawsuit Apple is either the plaintiff or defendant in, just enter Apple and Lawsuit into your search engine of choice. I got 307,000 results.
Damn.
In other news…
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is predicting an Easterly sunrise tomorrow.
A […]

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Tags: Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Political Crap · Punditbots and Fundtards

ZDNet: Stupid, but not irretrievably so.

June 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Tom Steinert-Threlkeld put on a post today, two actually, that defy understanding. Tom may actually get it, sort of. In The Steve Job Standard Tom discusses the phenomenon that is The Master in a credible way.
First, he credits Master Jobst Fimil with the resurrection of Apple. Not to undermine my “history” inanity, but…
From 1976 to […]

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Tags: Master Jobst Fimil · Microsoft · Political Crap · Punditbots and Fundtards · Vista sucks

Interesting note on Little Psystar

June 19th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Apple Insider is reporting that Little Psystar (pronounced: SIS-ter) is introducing an Xserve clone that runs Leopard Server. Take this with a grain of salt and a wedge of lime - I mean if you really must drink shitty tequila – the death of Psystar  is going to be big and bloody and ugly.
I predict […]

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Tags: Apple TV · DRM Follies · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Global Warming · Leopard · Little Psystar · Macalope · Master Jobst Fimil · Political Crap · Predictions · Punditbots and Fundtards · Snow Leopard · iPhone · iPhone killer · iTunes Rivals

Snow Leopard; iPhone 3G; Zune; Vista; Lepidoptera; Barack Obama loses debate with a sack of turnips.

June 16th, 2008 · 8 Comments

The visual voicemail lawsuit is over. Whew. Apple has signed a license for the technology. Thank the maker. I hadn’t been sleeping well.

One week later: News is slow. Many, many morons are still evaluating the health of Master Jobst Fimil. Reports ad nauseam state each others’ postulates and weird assessments as news. Nobody knows anything. […]

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Tags: DRM Follies · Follies of Humanity · Gadgetry · General Detritus · Master Jobst Fimil · Political Crap · Punditbots and Fundtards · Snow Leopard · Tiger Woods · iPhone killer