I’ve noticed that most of the recent comments are from Dow Nunda. I’d bill myself as Australian-American if I thought I could get a monthly allotment of KB Tooth in oil cans as my bailout from the American Taxpayer. But I can’t.
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The new meme is the iBook Touch. It’s just a meme, though. Apple hasn’t […]

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…in reporting other peoples’ analysis. Arik Hesseldahl, is at it again over on BusinessWeak, reporting the reports of reports of analysts rehashing Apple’s sales numbers from a frigging month ago.
His headline, “Analysts Sounds Off On Apple,” tells you everything you need to know about the quality of the rest of the post. BusinessWeak apparently doesn’t […]

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This post will be based on the idea that you have read all this crap elsewhere. I’m not going to link all of these retards because, frankly, they don’t deserve the traffic.
I seem to recall it was on CNET that some fine young columnist who has already been fired from reputable bad papers wrote a […]

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I remember when I was a kid, TV shows would sometimes break in with a news flash. Well, there isn’t any news to flash today. Or any news about Flash today, either. That is not stopping anyone from writing about it in the echosphere, though.
You know what I’m talking about. It’s that “Flash on the […]

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I read it. I think it was on Forbes. Some cat named “Common” uses it. There you have it.
As soon as Microsoft gets through with the whole “Vista Capable” thing maybe Zune will lift them up to being a cutting edge company again. Of course, that should be just about time for “Windows 7 Suitable.”
Just […]

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I predict a McCain-Palin victory.
This is based entirely on my own preference.
Feel free to prefer something else in the comments if you’re a retard.
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AAPL will go up or down based on some stuff that cannot be quantified.
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There are no documented cases of anyone losing a job because they listened too much.
Corollary: ‘Shut up’ is always […]

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