Let’s see.
1. Pick a hot button. (Done.)
2. Make up a logic thread that offends every motto, credo, and stated philosopy of the site. (Yup.)
3. Push the button. (Got it.)
4. Stand on the button. (Yup.)
5. Stomp on the button. (Uh huh.)
6. Jump up and down on the *&^%$#@ button. (Check.)
Lo, and behold, more than a single [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Predictions'
The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)
January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS.
There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few career [...]
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Just Another Day
January 25th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Master Jobst Fimil, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Recession, Tablet
The FRIG reporting is reaching a crescendo. It was exacerbated today by Apple reporting record earnings. Record earnings.
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Raw Benderly posted something over on TechNewsWorld today that is impressive, even for him (her/it). The basic premise of the post is that the tablet will be the most influential product in Apple’s history unless it fails. Apple [...]
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Thank you, sir. May I have another?
January 15th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Predictions, Serious Stuff, Tiger Woods
Little Psystar is appealing the ruling in the recent lawsuit thingy with Apple where they got kicked around like a soccer ball in springtime.
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Tablet.
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Apple has hired a Mergers and Acquisitions guy. He’s a former spy. He even has his own pair of RayBan Wayfarers, a shoe-phone, and a black suit. I hope they buy Denny’s [...]
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Complete Boredom
December 29th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Predictions
Sorry I’ve been quiet. There hasn’t been much to say. The stupidity is pretty self-descriptive out there in la-la-land.
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The innertubes are reporting about the tablet.
The tablet. The iSlate.
You can read whatever you want to. Really. Whatever spin you want on the dogdamn thing is out there somewhere.
Search results:
iTablet: 483,000
iSlate: 5,380,000
“apple tablet”: 11,200,000
This for a device [...]
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Mergers and Acquisitions
December 4th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Predictions
Apple has acquired Lala, according to the Washington Post.
Lala is a music streaming company. The story in the Post – which was actually reporting that there was a story about the acquisition in the NY Times – would have you believe that the executives of Lala went to Apple hat in hand, and Apple was [...]
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