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July 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Gadgetry, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, iPad killer

Apple has a cool new product coming out later this year. Duh. Everybody on the echosphere is reporting The Magic Pad. They don’t even begin to understand the ramifications of this new technology. Deep Somethingorother, my mole deep within the uncharted depths of Apple’s laboratories, has reported to me on the next great thing. It’s [...]

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The Master is Busy

April 28th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Apple Event, Predictions, WWDC

Steve Jobs will be busy for the next few weeks. Everybody knows he’s speaking at All Things D in the first week. Also on June 7th, the WWDC where he will introduce several new products, including: Digital Dental Floss HTML 5.1.0.6.0.7b The iPed exercise bike OS Eleven Apple sugar-free breath mints A shiny black cube [...]

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Game Change

April 5th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Apple Tablet, Browsers, Death of the computer, Gadgetry, Master Jobst Fimil, Monopoly, Operating Systems, Predictions, Scrabble, The End of the World as We Know It, iPad, iPhone

This would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic. No. Wait. This would be tragic if it wasn’t so funny. Whatever. Master Jobst Fimil has said that the iPad is a game-changer. Everybody hangs on The Master’s every word, these days. In spite of that, nobody is listening to what he says. Steve Jobs always [...]

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More Idiocy

March 30th, 2010 · 8 Comments · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Leopard, Master Jobst Fimil, Movies, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Safari, Snow Leopard, Tablet, iPad, iTunes

Forbes has reported that Asus is going to introduce a tablet. It won’t be a knock-off of the iPad, though. All of the tablets that will be introduced after the iPad won’t be knock-offs of the iPad. You should believe it because the CEOs of the companies making the subsequent tablets say they’re not knock-offs [...]

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Good Grief

February 11th, 2010 · 10 Comments · Apple Tablet, Baseless Rant, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Microsoft, Open Source, Operating Systems, Predictions, Tablet, That's some funny shit right there., Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune

Let’s see. 1. Pick a hot button. (Done.) 2. Make up a logic thread that offends every motto, credo, and stated philosopy of the site. (Yup.) 3. Push the button. (Got it.) 4. Stand on the button. (Yup.) 5. Stomp on the button. (Uh huh.) 6. Jump up and down on the *&^%$#@ button. (Check.) [...]

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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)

January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone

There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS. There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few [...]

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